Episode 585: "I'll be a chick magnet."
 

I think Black Mage's wish to super evolve to become a chick magnet is the real proof for evolution. Being advanced always impresses the ladies.

Wee! Thief is back! And is stabbed! Hmm... I wonder when the deal with Raven will come up again. Probably at the worst possible time.

Yay Thief is back! I wouldn't be suprised if Thief stole their wallet when he was dead. I also like BM's plan to become the most powerful and chicky magnet being in the universe (he already is besides Sandra for the most powerful part.) If it doesn't work just use plan B, blame fighter. I also am wondering when the Raven will come in. He might make Theif collect all the money in the universe ( he could do it in 2 seconds if he really wanted to.) which will make Theif get a new inspiration in life. Brian another great comic keep them coming.

YES!! THE HEALING SHIV!!! AHAHAH!!!

*Ahem* Funny comic as usual! And Cleric is proving himself to be rediculusly funny. Heh he's an aethist.

When I read the words "If it weren't for my atheism..." I literally fell out of my chair laughing, which I haven't done in quite a while. It's safe to say Cleric is my favorite new character in a long time.

Furthermore, just when I regained my composure... the final panel got me again. Brian, you bastard, you're going to suffocate me one day due to laughter.

Even if Black Mage ever became a chick magnet, magnets still have a repulsive force.

Personally, i'm suprised thief would as such a dumb question at the end. Oh and Brian, you owe me a new window. After reading the hilarity of that comic i actually fell backwards in my chair and broke the window behind me with the full force of my head(which oddly enough, didn't suffer any damage).

Black Mage would only be a chick magnet if he was attracting farm fowl.

Athiest priests crack me up, mainly since I am a Swami of the Universal Life Church, and an athiest. HAH!

Double class upgrade, hehe.
Amazingly, the healing shiv actually works XD. But I thought Thief was in pieces. What did they do, stitch him back together?