Thief and Red Mage are no longer permited to make up lies together. From now on, all two man lies shall be handled by Thief and Black Mage. Fighter shall sit in the corner and wait for the big kids to finish talking. Red Mage shall be bound and gagged and then thrown off of a cliff....oh, and he'll not talk whilst they make their lies.

Great job once again Brian. =P

Is it just me, or has RM been getting rather poncy since they arrived on this island?

He's just going back to his old self...either that or Thief is getting some of his 'head revenge'

I hope the Not-So-Light Warriors reveal they devastated Elfland.

I'm a fan of RM, but seriously he's even freaking me out. "Sisters are doin' it for themselves!"

RM is my favorite character too which is why I hope Twinkin out updates soon to see if he's answerd any of my letters... If not Oh well.

Anyway to the point RM is great but getting a little goofy. I don't really mind it myself because well... RM is the kind of character you can make him say and do anything and it just wont be out of character. Either that or maybe he IS possesed by... Hold on...

Directed by Edward D. Wood Jr.

Y'know, just when you think the Light Warriors are the dumbest group in the world, along comes Rogue's dense bunch.

For the bazillionth (is that a word?) time, Twinkin' Out is on indefinite hiatus. Sosa apparantly has better things to do than answer inane e-mail. Like make his own webcomic. Perhaps Brian should put that on the Twinkin' Out page to let the newer folks know (and EPS, while he's at it).

AUGH! Post #666!

Ew. I just got an image of Micheal Jackson as a Red Mage. THRILLER!!!!

I actually understood Brian's electron-beam-through-Atom-thin-turkey joke. I'm only slightly more entertained by it than I am scared.

Great Comic.

Oh sweet Jesus, they're going to split the Turkey! It's Hiroshima all over again, in a small joint deli community... run for your lives!!!

And Brian, you don't know what you're talking about. Thin slices give you more variety; if you like the quantity, then put many thin slices in your sandwitch, as opposed to few. But when you want them on their own, you can take a single piece and lay it against your tongue, the taste spreading from its surface area, as it'd be exactly alike had you sliced them thick. Agreed, though, that Deli meat beats the mass-production wrapped ones. Though when I have those, I just rip out a ball of turkey and stuff it in the sandwitch. But if you want thickness, then just buy that piece of turkey as it is, unsliced, and take big chomps out of it.

Now I can't say that I don't think of that whenever I lay sight on one of those things, without keeping a straight face. It's because I'm not a good liar.