whats your favorite gta quote?
 

mine is the one in my signature. :cool:

From GTA Vice City:
"So you work for my father now?"
"Maybe."
"That mean I can put my hand in your lap?"
"...maybe."

From Vice City:
"My mother's my sister!"

Vice City:
Tommy Vercetti: Ok guys. Calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bysexuals, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

San Andreas:
Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kendl and Sweet: Shut up Carl!
____________
Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!
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[while watching government agents loading cargo on an airplane]
Mike Toreno: These guys think they can help the 'overseas situation' by financing militaristic dictators in exchange for arms and contracts.
Carl Johnson: Hey, ain't that exactly what you do?
Mike Toreno: Well, kind of, but we get to pick our dictators.

These are pretty good, in my opinion.

San Andreas:

Would you like to come in for some coffee?


Sorry, it had to be said.

You took mine, dammit!

I also think pretty much everything Fernando Martinez said on Chatterbox in GTA 3 was awesome. Or everything on Chatterbox, for that matter.

Go here and scroll to the two or three Fernando segments.

I actually "mathematically" (so to speak) figured out how to make someone's mother also their sister a while ago. I'll think it up again, if anyone would care to ;P

go for it dude im curious. :cool: :cool:

first sorry for the double post but .........coffee cooooooooooooooffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you realize the with the recent controversy with the hot coffee thing im not very happy to say the least if anyones interested this is a explnation why http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=11337

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Mother-+-Father
=
Daughter
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Daughter has sex with father, and has a son.

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Mother-+-Father
=________|
Daughter--+---= Son
~~

Therefore, your technical biological sister is also your mother--now, how the mother and family react to this is an entirely different story.