OOC: Nah, he's closer to :bbelt: than :fighter:, but he still likes guns...

"Awright, lock and load!"

Virgil kicked up a gatling gun up into his hands, spun it around and set it against his hip.

"Ol' Painless here'll make your problems go away..."

Stephanie slapped her hand against her forehead. "Let's... just go... before I end up hurting myself."

[OOC]
School

Ryan had to laugh when Steph and Virgil started to argue as always

-Have I ever told yo guys how fun it is being with you?
Oh by the way you got one of those light SMGs I don't like the big guns, they are a bit to bulky for me

"Why don' 'cha give me a gun to eh? I culd help!" Said Gerek. Some how another bottle of alcohol had appeared in his had as they were walking to Kal's ship and Gerek had been drinking the entire way.

As one, Virgil and Stephanie turned to Gerek. "Giving a gun to a drunk man sounds like a very bad idea at this point." they chorused.

Then they looked at each other impassively. Virgil was the first to grin, the smile on his face like cracking concrete.

"All right, take something, but if anything happens to us I'll take that bottle and bean you with it."

Stephanie rolled her eyes. "I hope you're the first shot by him." She muttered softly under her breath. While the group were deciding on whether to just stand there with their newfound weaponry or just board the ship and running away, Stephanie noted the group of creatures beginning to swarm on their location. "I suggest we start doing whatever.... blowing the hell out of these things, or run away..."

"Well... the work of a merc is never complete..."

Virgil took up a firing position in front of the group, the barrel of the minigun whirring as it spun up to speed... and then he tore the charging horde apart. Holographic blood, illusory flesh and real bullet casings flew everywhere. The noise was deafening.

"Ho yeah! Come on, creeps! I got your vitamin L riiiight here!"

Ryan came up with some old fassion mp-5 k's and reloaded them before turning around covering the other side of the deck.

-Swiss chese coming up

*rummaging around in the pile of weapons*

[he'll be doing this until the shooting starts]

The room turns dark as a strangely familliar figure rises out of the floor "Alright who's worthless corpse do I have to oust to get a decent cup of coffee?"

(yes ladies, gentlemen and Gerek I have returned so it will be regular doses of Shadow Wraithy goodness for all of you!)

OOC: WB.


" You can start by murdering that pile of goblins over there. "

Virgil fired off a spray of gunfire at a group of imps to emphasize his point.

Tenjin smiled evily "they're little more then meatsacks to me but ok" Tenjin flicks his fingers open as four Kunai appear in each hand. He quickly casts them out, cutting down eight goblins and draws his sword, rushing into the fray, making a sheer mess of anything in his path.

(btw, GOBLINS?! Last I checked this was a very different RP. someones going to have to fill me in on the story so far!)

OOC: We restarted, now its just wacky.

BIC:

"Hah, only 16, Can't compare to my 58!"

Dante revved up Ol' Painless again and added another 20 kills to his total.

[OOC]
^It's all explained up there^ [OOC]

Gerek moves away from the pile of weapons with an unusual pistol in each hand and several of the same pistols shoved into the belt of his pants. "Alriiight! I'ma reada for 'em!"

Gerek fires one of the pistols at a nearby goblin and a bright light shoots from the barrel, striking the goblin three goblins down from the target in the chest. A few seconds of burning in the goblin’s chest the round explodes with a goodly sized bang and a bright light. It’s at about this time that the group realizes that he has armed himself with flare guns.

Tenjin slams his sword through another orc's head and turns to see a bright flash as Gerek unleashes his Flare Guns of Doom. Tenjin chuckles a bit and rolls to his left as an ogre's club slams into the deck sending splinters in all directions. Tenjin turns and faces the monster as it swings a second time. Tenjin sinks into his own shadow, narrowly avoiding having his head separated from his shoulders. The Ogre looks around with a confused slightly angry look as Tenjin leaps from a shadow on the wall and lands a graceful cut along its back. Tenjin lands behind it, quickly performing a backflip and placing another cut up the length of its back. As Tenjin passes over to top of the ogre he perfoms a half twist and brings his sword down the ogres front. Tenjin lands as the ogre slpits in two down the middle

*chibi Tenjin in a suit wanders on stage and looks around*

"hmm so who's idea was it to change the story when we were so close to finishing? I'm not leaving till I get an answer."

*Roaring laughter can be heard from the audience*

"oh so you think this is funny do you?!" *Tenjin draws his sword* "You won't think its so funny when 200 Shadow Wraiths come bursting in here intent on killing you all!"

*the crowd immediatly stops laughing*

"thats better. Now then I shall continue waiting"

*SD Destiny comes wandering on stage, her left arm in a sling after dealing with those two cougars*

"you see what we have to deal with now? She won't stop complaining until I get an answer."

*Chibi Isis wanders on* "ah Tenjin we blamed the abrupt ending of the other thread on a universal collapse"

*Destiny seems convinced and wanders off the stage while Tenjin stays on and mutters "well how bloody convienient, oh and a by the way, audience the merciless killing threat still stands, ok? I'm wanted over here so I'll see you later"

(yes I am insane thankyou for your concern)

"Swords, schmords... goddamn showoff..."

He noticed an ogre trying to tackle Stephanie. He pivoted and aimed the minigun at her.

"Steph, get down!"

She complied, and he cut the thing in half at the waist with a quick burst of high-velocity metal. He stomped over her and stood, Ol' Painless still spinning.

"Who else seeks death?"

Tenjin let an evil grin crack across his face in response to Virgil's comment. At the same time an orc knocked Tenjin's sword flying into the wall. Tenjin looked back at the orc who was about ready to split his head into several chunks. The orc swung its sword down at Tenjin's head as he rolled to his left. Tenjin smiled as the orc struggled to remove its sword from the deck. Tenjin smiled and kicked it in the face causing the orc to abandon its sword and attack Tenjin with its fists. Tenjin casually blocked several ham-fisted punches before leaning back to avoid a right cross. Tenjin took the opportunity of the orc's fully extended arm. He grabbed its wrist and drove an open palm into the outside of its elbow dislocating it. While still holding onto the monster's arm Tenjin drove his foot into its face a couple of times before kicking it away. The orc howled in pain and rushed at Tenjin again. This time Tenjin tripped it and grabbed onto a small tuft of hair on the back of its head and drove single Kunai dagger into its throat. Tenjin released his grip as the orc crawled around on all fours its thick blood oozing onto the deck. Tenjin telekinetically reclaimed his sword and continued with the effortless slaughter.

Kal's two pistols sounded like machine guns from how fast they were firing. He ducked, shot it up the bottom of the face, spun, and took the eye out of one. With several closing around him, he ran, jumped, and ran across the wall for several steps before cartwheeling off.

Time seemed to slow around him, and he carefully picked his shots. He landed with five orcs landed dead around him. He blew a tad of smoke off one of them.

"Get cover people, I'm gonna' reactivate Kitty!"

Tenjin finished off another clump of goblins and looked a Kal "Enlighten me on what the hell Kitty is before I take cover" Tenjin swung his sword over his shoulder stabbing an orc in the top of the head. He then swung it back over his shoulder and cut a goblin in two before decapitating two other orcs with two effortless horizontal strikes. "c'mon people pick up the pace! I've already killed 68 of these things and im using inferior technology!"

"It's my ship's AI and security system. You don't want to make her a hissy Kitty."

Kal jumped and triple kicked an orc. He looked at one behind him, and kicked it up, spun in midair, knocked it down, then landed with both guns hitting it's face.

Tenjin finished off another 5 orcs by telekinetically frying their brains "oh, ok all the more reason to take cover!" Tenjin made a sheer mess of another goblin and found a convienent little nook to hide in.

"Bah, Ol' Painless is still king."

Dante smashed an incoming orc which came too close for comfort with the burning-hot barrel of the minigun, then ventilated his Uruk friends behind him.

" That's for just now, foo'!"

He turned to Tenjin.

"153 by my count."

Everyone died for cover and Kal said, "Kitty, dear, blow them to hell."


He ducked as a plaid coloured streams of energy, fire, and slugs streamed out of the opened hatch. They stood to see a wall of smoke, and when it cleared they could see the last wall before breaking the hull.

"Thank you Kitty."

"Teehee."

"Still counts as one!"

Everyone stared at Virgil again.

"Whoops, wrong movie."

Tenjin narrowed his eyes "two things: one: you are using a gatling gun so in theory two thirds of your kills should not count and secondly: now that Kitty has finished her little rampage there's nothing left to kill but sea birds"

Kal hugged his ship. "This thing speaks so well of my sanity." There was clicking heard the guns were retracted. The clickings took five minutes to finish...

"Isn't she great?"

Tenjin removed the mask from his suit and looked around. "needless to say Kal I fear for your sanity"
He sheathed his sword and looked around "well someone has to be responsible for this whole conundrum and I will be damned if I'm just going to sit by and let them go unpunished"

(I think its time to start a new thread)

*Gerek shoots one of his flare guns at a near by sea bird*

Tenjin quickly clips Gerek across the back of the head "No more booze for you"

"Yah well. You guys can go into the storage hold."

OOC: Just post that you got to the storage hold doors please. Funny idea in mind...

*glares at Tenjin and walks into the storage hold while rubbing the back of his head*

Tenjin shrugs at Gerek's glare and wanders into the hold not knowing what to expect. All the while a hand on the hilt of his sword "hmm this keeps getting better and better"

Virgil began singing an inane song as they went down to the hold.

"Tenjin's jealous of my big shiny chaingun...
Tenjin's jealous of my big shiny chaingun...
Tenjin's jealous and you know it
And he really wants to show it
But he can't because Steph
Will come kick his a- OW!"

"One more time, Virgil..." The veins were bulging on her forehead and fist.

"Okay, okay... anyways, Tenjin, it's alll good... Still haven't forgotten how you saved my life from those mutated piranha/flying fish hybrids..."


Virgil hopped around on one foot, rubbing the ankle Steph had just kicked with her steel-capped boots.

Tenjin chuckled a bit " why would I want a chaingun anyway? from what I can tell Its manufactured from carbon-fibre, steel and crome where as Obsidian Wrath its made from Obsidian and Silver. The siver blade was folded over 600 times and then the bands of obsidian set into the blade." Tenjin points to his blade "unparralelled Craftsmanship" He then points at the Chaingun "mass manufacture by the lowest bidder"

The hold was expensively decorated in tacky furniture, a chandelier, and a big screen tv with a PS2...thousand.

Kal opened the camera on there then said, "Oh...must've forgotten to deliver that stuff. Oh well, dropped the games already."

Tenjin glanced at the Chandelier "wow, tacky" and found himself a seat. "though I do admire your taste regards the TV"

(PS I'll open up another thread since we are at least 14 posts over the limit)