I'll continue the March of cards here since Russ over at ENWorld might shoot me if I squirrel many more 8-bit cards into the server.

For those who can't read that card above the rules text is

When during the course of this recreational activity (hereafter "game") this document (hereafter "card") is entered into the play zone (or in the terminology of the documents governing the game (hereafter "rules") this card "comes into play" then if it is the thirteenth day of the month and one or more players is wearing any clothing manufactured from denim cloth and if the day of the week is a Friday, Tuesday or Sunday then the player of this card shall be declared the winner unless one of the other players immediately dispenses from his portable document repository (hereafter "wallet") all monies therein to the player of this card.

Next card...

Speaking of Black Mage...

More Black Mage v. White Mage silliness...

Heh, nice card, it actually does sound like something you would find in a Thief contract, although his would be more vague so he could claim this card worked on any day in any situation. Maybe there should be another card labeled, "The All Purpose Prove Them Wrong Clause", and if it is used immediatly after any card is put in play, it negates all special qualifiers on that card or any attempts to counter the card and the card is a success, thus making Thief's Contract always a success if you have both and can play both of them at the same time.

EDIT: This is in reference to Thief's contract, the others weren't up a second ago.

This next card is broken - but so is Thief's larceny skill rank.

Speaking of empty vaults

Back to Thief...

Now, Here's my take on King Dumb Ass.. Er, Stevie...

And now back to Black Mage. This is one of my favorites so far.