The funny thing is, all these cards actually saound like they cam e from some obscure expansion...

Nobody made the Hadoken card, but I
m guessig it'll be like Apocslypse, WoG or Armageddon...

Forever zero's right. The attatchment limit is 40,000 bytes, and most of these are between 30,000-50,000 bytes. The small ones (like Giant Spider Attack) are those I needed to resize to get under the 40,000 byte limit.

Hadoken is over on the original WotC thread, linked from the first post in this thread.

Hmm... must have missed it. Hdoken isn't powerful enough! We wants the spells that makes the peoples falls down!

Hey, how about "Fighter Takes The Reins?" All creatures lose all abilities and instead and gain +3/+3 and first strike. Attacking does not cause cretures to tap.

"Every day shall be sword day."

Whatever happened to all those thousands of cards people made the last time this came up?

And I'm stupid, but I think I remember someone saying something about a card creator?

There are a bunch of card creators. I myself use the one included with Magic Workstation, a card-listing program of kick ass. I've made about 60 cards in all...but only those five for 8BT.

Where could I find such a card maker? And is it free? *is broke*

This is the place.
Yes, it is free, but only the trial version. However, this does not prevent you from doing whatever you wish with the card creator.

sorry to hear about your guy's stuff being lost... my PC does that to me on it's own... although my dad is the one who usually screws it up... but yeah....

Anyways, those cards are hilarious!! I want them... I really really want them!!!

Very cool stuff. I always wanted to make my own cards. Maybe I'll try that cardmaker thing. You left out armoire (sp?) of invincibility

4 mana
legendary artifact
Equip 1
Equipped creature cannot attack, block, tap or use any abilities
All damage dealt to equipped creature is reduced to zero
At end of turn, bury creature under armoire of invincibility (just kidding ;)