#595: "And the winds bring with them the foulest of stenches."
 

Uh-oh. Looks like there's trouble. International trouble.

Please Please PLEASE let the elves be pansies.

Honestly, I want to see some drama here. Arguably the only person who cares about anyone in the Light Warriors is Thief and his race. Seeing him sdeal with the Elves' destruction might be interesting.

Aren't the Elves and smelly Dwarves already at war? So, this would mean they'd be, what, slightly more at war?

Slightly more at war? It is maddness fit for 8 bit!

And PLEASE get king steve in some more...

I believe that, although there have been no actual battles, the Elves and Dwarves also never had a formal cease-fire. Possibly it has been merely a cold war from the getgo.

I'm also assuming that Black Mage and Red Mage are the only ones caring about the rat tail at this point. Seeing as Theif has suckered Fighter into making repairs on the ship. I just see too many loose ends as it is.

hey, I can see dwarfland. And doesn't the king of elfland seem to have a little bit of king steve in him.

In the Warhammer world, the elves used to war with the dwarves all the time because the dwarven armies cut down trees with their axes and infringed on the forest. Now they have a sort of alliance that I don't yet completely understand.

Here's hoping for some all-out warfare!

I wonder if dwarves are cannibal.

"Cookies from Keebler! Made from Real Elves!"

I don't think the dwarves would take kindly to being listed as cannibals.

What? Cannibals eat their own kind. They wouldn't want to be seen with any association to elves now, would they? :B

:thief: Where do you suggest we start

:fighter: ...First, It'd be nice if I knew what any of this stuff meant or did.


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