WTF are they thinking now!
 

My uncle, when a small child, once dropped a cat out of a third story window.

"It'll land on it's feet."

"Now they'll belive me when I say it's raing cats and dogs!"

My cousin once stuck his tounge to a pole to see if it would stick like in "A Christmas Story"

"It does! Yes! it does! Oh crap, now how am I going to get out?"

I once had to do a science project, where we made various contraptions. I decided on a guilotine, because cars were so cliche. So, when I went to get my razor blade, my science teacher warned, "Careful, those things are INCREDIBLY sharp!" So, me being the idiot that I am, I of course wondered just HOW sharp they were. One opened index finger later, I learned just how pointy and sharp the blade was. Who knew?

"It can't be that sharp... It's all rusty..."

"I wonder how sharp 'incredibly sharp' is..."

My grandpa once washed his new car with a toilet brush. Needless to say, he ruined the paint job on his car.

"Well since it's a piece of crap, better treat it like one."

(alright, not to have two stories in a row, but I wanted to mention this one before I forgot it. Go ahead. Laugh at my stupidity)

Well see, I burn VERY easily. Some have even said I have a slight allergy to the sun (I don't have exodermic pigmentosum (sp?) though). I mean, I have to wear SPF 60+ to keep myself from getting burnt in August.

So what do I do on my band's spring break trip? I spend an entire day outside at the BAHAMAS without even a fleck of sunscreen... man that sucked the day after.

"It's only the sun. It's not like being exposed to several hours of severe and unrelenting UV radiation could harm me at all."