#598: "Bitch, please!"
 

Just what is going on here, hmmmmmmmmmm? So many layers! Like an onion. And, just like an onion, we know it will all end in tears.

Neat, tears.
So Bahamut is a hobo and raven is behind the rat-tail thing?

Kurosen say a bad word on the interweb. Naughty!

Y'know, I've been on the street. It was hot. And the Ninjas were freestylin and all of a sudden da Pirates started trippin on their turf so there was some smack and a few suckas ate some metal. My dog Seiziru-sama didn't make it, yo, got clipped by a cannon ball. Respekt.

Oh, so the Dragon god and the Trickster god are trading stories, eh? Poor, poor Thiefy. Life is going oh so bad for him. I can't wait for the Dragon god and Thief to get each other's acquaintance. At least one of them will be a lost for words. And maybe full of dragon fire.

(Actually, I AM from the street. But most people laugh as I'm a homely white boy who is a bit on the nerdish side. Punks.)

I have full faith in Red Mage. *hugs RM*

I really wonder what the raven is doing among this whole rat tail quest.
I don't think Sarda's going to be very happy with thief. I wonder if they're just going to get a rat tail off the streets of Corneria or something.

Fighter probably got one, when no one was looking. Or WM will give them one before they get to sarda.

Brian said 'bitch' on the internet? You can't do that! That's almost... *whispers*pornography...


I love this twist in the storyline, though. Maybe the only one to know the dire rat's location was in the freshly destroyed Dwarfland?

"Do you think he'll see it coming"... hmm could this refer to the horrible horrible zombie dragons that threaten to rend you limb from limb conveniantly before the treasure chest with the rat's tail in it?

Mmmm, Dragon Zombies...

Nice twist. I suppose if anything happens to Thief, he's going to learn to respect his godly elders... or not. This is Thief, after all.

I can just imagine what Raven's deal was.
Raven: go to the tower of the teleporting room and bring me a dire rat's tail.
Theif: your kidding right?
Raven: NO!

don't bug me I'm tired.