Super Machine!!!
 

If you could build a machine that could do anything you want, what would you build?

I would build a machine that could upload myself into any video game or tv show i want. I would be a very happy person...

A machines that could do anything I want eh?

That's easy, I'd have a machine that entrances Jessica Alba to do my bidding (mostly making sandwiches, and changing the channel on the t.v.).

I'd build either;

1) a flux capacitor (I am SO obsessed with BttF)
or
2) a device that produces x2 the energy it takes in.

I would strive to create a device that would, upon depressing a well-marked button for a duration of approximately two seconds, would go through a complex series of actions, interactions, and processes, and would ultimately create a banana-nut muffin.

Options would, of course, be availible for those who are more adventurous. Depressing the button for around one second would produce a tasty banana-nut muffin top. Depressing the ever so vigilant button for 3 seconds would produce a much larger banana-nut muffin. And, with finality, depressing the ever so useful button for four or more seconds would produce a very lovely loaf of banana-nut bread.

Also included would be a smaller button, off to the side, which would dispense with an adequate amount of butter. Sadly, the butter knife must be supplied manually.

I would create a reverse-entropy ray. That way, I could point it at something, and it would un-deteroriate and return to it's origional, pre-entropy state.

Car have 500,000 miles on it? *Bzap* Good as new!

It's the ultimate device, I tell you.

You sir, are a geniues.

I would have it be a teleportation device to teleport me places. Places like the boys bathroom at the local college after a very hot and sweaty football game...did I say boys? I meant girls, definetly the girls shower at the playboy mansion
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It would take me places. Anyplace. I just think of a certain spot I want to be, and POOF I'm somewhere completely different. No picking and choosing for this transportation, my good sir. Nobody should go where they actually want to, because nobody has enough imagination! They'd pick mundane places like... "The store" or, better yet, "my place of work". That just won't do at all. Instead, my machine would randomly pick anyplace in the universe (except the place chosen, of course) and you'd go there. Maybe you'd find yourself in a tree! Standing on top of a quarter! Floating in the middle of a sun! The possibilities are, quite literally, endless!

It'd have to provide the proper equipment needed to survive at the destination too, of course. Sun's no fun when you're vaporized immediately. Wouldn't get to see the sights.

Maybe forcing Jessica Alba to make me sandwiches is a little too much like what anyone would want, so instead making sandwiches, I'd have her steal Shinryuu's banana nut muffin machine, and then make me sandwiches with the delicious banana nut bread. And then change the channel, cuz that remote is heavy.

I would have a device that read my brain, took the needed information, and wrote papers for me. I guess it's have a Word Document mode and a pencil mode. I mean, the paper came from my brain. The knowledge of how to write came with the knowledge of the subject. It'd be just like I wrote it, just it'd take less time.

And it'd be a hat--a hat with a feather.