The Warring States of NPF - #605: "Dear god, why!"

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Bizzaro_Exdeath

09-29-2005 06:02 PM

Hehe, uphill both ways. Simultaneously.

mauve

09-29-2005 06:14 PM

This just goes to prove that space-time is the enemy. That, and space-time-bending poles. Those are enemies too.

MetalPsycho

09-29-2005 06:17 PM

This just proves that the LW's entire existance is made to be in a constant state of pain and torment. There's nothing that hasn't been done to them yet. They've had giant invincible dressers smashed on their heads, gone to hell, had their brains eaten, been blown up, turned to stone and thrown into a river of MD, coughed up lung taffie mucus, and the gods only know what else. Honestly, I'm worried Brian will run out of ideas at this rate.

PyrosNine

09-29-2005 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalPsycho

Honestly, I'm worried Brian will run out of ideas at this rate.

They've not been given aids yet, so "so far so good."

Nor have they been attacked by godzilla, abducted by aliens, met an earlier version of themselves, been dragged along the ground a 151 miles per hour, been crucified, had to fight off a Zerg swarm then survive a dinner date with the Queen of Blades, commandered an army against the orcs in order to protect two furry footed idiots who have to throw a ring into a mountaind of doom, ran over with a steam roller, shrunken to a singularity, fallen in love and then betrayed, turned into monkeys, attacked my giant mutant turkeys, posssessed, mummified, had moths implant their young into their flesh, fought three of Bahamut's kin with only their bare hands, or molested by Michael Jackson.

I'd say Brian's still got plenty of stuff to bat at his Lightwarriors with.

Bizzaro_Exdeath

09-29-2005 10:18 PM

When did they have their brains eaten?

MetalPsycho

09-29-2005 11:34 PM

....Maybe I should have rephraised that sentence. <.<; Points taken.

ANd I was refering to the Orc Zombie incident. Though that was actually just BM, but we don't need everything happening to each of them. Spread it out a bit, yah?

ElfLad

09-29-2005 11:37 PM

Don't forget the frog transformation.

P.S.: The "Fact: Rapid chain teleportation..." sounds VERY Douglas Adams-esque.

DarthMauler64

09-29-2005 11:54 PM

Wait...didn't they meet very short past versions of themselves when they were captured by those Sorcerors with the girls names?

I wonder how much more BM will be angry with Fighter...

iddqd

09-30-2005 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nuvapci

RM? The mental powerhouse? Obsession with side-quests is not a sign of intelligence...

I suspect RM will appear Tuesday (or so), climbing the outside of the castle, which in itself is not such a bad idea. Still, he'll probably have to single handedly defeat the main boss(es) (Ice Dragon right? It's been a while...). He took out the fire dragon, don't forget.

On a side note, I'm starting to think that there is a hidden force behind Fighter's incredible stupidity. Most definitely, he is just doing these things because he doesn't know better. There are, however, two different types of stupidity: Harmless and harmful. Most of the stupid we know is a mix of both, but Fighter (recently at least) seems to be nothing but harmful stupid (both to friends and foes). There has to be a reason for that. DId something change and we didn't notice?

So his plan is to get eaten by the Ice dragon, so that he may then use fire spells on their digestive tract?

Steel Shadow

09-30-2005 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DarthMauler64

I wonder how much more BM will be angry with Fighter...

It'll keep on growing untill BM killls him. Snd since fighter will never die (at least not in a perminant sense) Thats alot of hate!

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