#607: "That's how it goes down in Black Mage town."
 

I never understood locked doors either. You spend your whole time in the overworld barging into peoples' homes and absconding with their belongings. But, heaven forbid, a cheap wooden door is locked in a dungeon. BETTER NOT GO THAT WAY, BOYOS, IT'S LOCKED.

Or, even worse, and A Link To The Past was particularly bad about this one, fences. Fences. ARGH.

Wood, in door form, is surprisingly resistant to its traditional foils, i.e. fire, axes, battering rams made of human flesh.

Yeah. . . Maybe if they had a fence in Hyrule Castle, that woulda stopped Ganon once and for all.

XD Better than anything I'd come up with for the switch. Should've seen it coming, I guess, it's continuing on the same theme from when Fighter tortured the group with his pillar-tapping. ^_^

I can just see it later.. "This place is made of madness. All the switches and buttons do is make screams come from the walls!"

Just awsome. I was laughing like mad when I read the rant, then when I saw the title, I laughed, then the Black mage.

And then Red Mage came and killed me. Brian related deaths are not covered by life insurance, did you know that people? They have thier own code for him. Its an "dangouse course of action" that is not covered.

It seems that the only ordeals that the Light Warriors will have to face is themselves. Oooh....symbolic.

Or not. Maybe the universe is just against Black Mage. That doesn't change the fact it's funny. In fact, it's double funny.

Whatever happened to Fighter playing with the pillar though?

Well, now we know,
Black mage does have feet.
"Man, I love the use of my legs, so awesome" LOL,

Switches are fun! I wonder if RM will just keep arbitraril flicking the switch for the next few minutes just to be sure. It's probably better for existance that BM might be rendered infertile from this ordeal.

Bad touch...


Brian re-used the "precious genitals" line from the time when the LWs slayed gravity and then WM landed on top of BM.

I like to call it a running gag. Hes brought alot of old things back, and I'm betting EPS is next!