Flame throwers. I'm telling you people, we need FLAMETHROWERS! Beyond their base entertainment value, and aside from the fact that we'd probably destroy the entire house in the process, flamethrowers are the coolest weapon of destruction evah.

And mike... I'm beginning to rethink the dorm idea. I live at home because I dont WANT to be stuck in a dorm. And being stuck in a dorm with zombies and cheerleaders? *shudder* Besides, I'm a blonde and I'm the only girl in our group. That means I'll probably be the first one to get attacked, according to the rules of horror genres.

Flamethrowers are cool, until you realize that acid's much more useful. Occasionally, the fire won't kill the zombies fast enough, and you'll have flaming meats flying at you. Acid though...well, it leaves no trace of the zombie, and it doesn't leave a mess.

As for the dorm, you have to remember it's mike we're talking about. Chances are, it's been secretly refitted to blast off in case of a zombie attack.

Finally, since you're the only girl so far, you may be the first one to get attacked but that means that some of the rest of us will end up risking our lives for you.

No no no, we'll get flaming zombies instead! What we really need other than fried-chicken is this:


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"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." *ahem* where the hell you could get alot of acid? Plus, the zombies might hug us when sprayed on.

I have A STOCK FULL OF JUST SWORDS so you guys are fine...

I have like 10 swords in mah house I like swords

They'll just weigh you down and tire you out.

Let's face it... we're not as fit as a cheetah.

I feel that counting to five is thinking outside the box and is therfore acceptable in the use of the holy handgrenade.
and thers only one and they used it to blow the demon rabbit to boom.
so outside of the holyness grenades would be pretty handy in
a fight agaisnt zombies and in halo knocking the arms and since the removal of the heads death witha none flood zombie we could remove the arms teeth and one leg of a zombie and keep it as a pet :)

I only need to carry one... I do not live in a city !@#$, its far too open here.

I can and will cut though them, it also depends on what type of zombies you are talking about... I am thinking about Castlevania zombies where the just get outa no where.... and bite.

I am !@#$ed right?

Edit: I have a a pistol with me.... Or will inherit it soon, its not old.

A pistol is going to only hold down the first few zombies that head your way.

And eventually the adrenaline-rush that flowed across your veins stops and you're done for.

Just go Constantine style and get yourself a couple of holy brass knuckles.

That will do, Because I have brass knuckles just need to get to church, ITS REAL CLOSE to where I live, and pureify it to holyness, also my blade...

Edit: Man to much grammer errors lately

See, that's what's great about my place; to get to the roof, you have to climb out of a window (which doesn't open very wide, definately not wide enough for a zombie to get through, and if they did, it'd be one every few minutes at worst) and then you have to stand on a ledge which is too narrow for a zombie to turn around on, and then jump and pull yourself up to the roof; no easily breached door way involved! Now that I've described it in detail, I realize it'll be scary for those of you who haven't done it before, but we'll give you a rope. Seriously, it'll take a while for the zombies to bust down the locked, bulletproof first floor stairway doors and climb 10 flights of stairs (which, by the way, we have no chance of destroying without some nice pirotechnics).

Also, a paniccing person could leave with out putting the main group in danger, because the only way down is the same as the only way up.

That'd be quite true if we were University of Richmond students; Haven't you ever noticed that the college kids in those movies are always little rich pricks? VCU stdents are the smart, strong folks who couldn't afford a better school. We have good people here, especially considering that I live in overflow housing; We're all the folks who can put up with the adversity of a 20 minute bus ride to get to campus and that bum who quacks. As far as college students in the zombie apocalypse, I can't think of a group I'd rather be with; Hell, we have a chick here who's killed a man with a rock! And don't worry, we have no cheer leaders here (or sorry, in the case of fifthfiend). Oh yes, and I know you were kidding, TB.

Two more things: phil_, I left you the hatchet, so don't worry 'bout that; you can break staircases with it, at least, but I agree with you that you'd be fucked unless you drove somewhere safer. I thought you had this all planed out, though? And Raiden, not all of us have code names. "Underscore mike" is a little harder to say than "Mike," but if you guys came to me for shelter and anyone I know in the dorm survived (which is extremely likely) you'd pick up a code name for me really quickly (a code name I do not wish to share with you right now, cause I think it's dumb, and the story behind it's dumber).