Just try to get the most grease as possible and drown the stairs in it.

Or... put a big-hole on one of the upper stairs where the zombies would fall though it.

You are Right Grease + Stairs + Zombies= Teh Funny

Now, I believe Doug asked me where we would get all the acid. I would tell you except for one thing-if I told you where I kept all my anti-zombie fighting tools and weapons, that would mean I would be less needed and therefore much more likely to die. Because, so long as people know where weapons are they'll generally find a way to get to them.

Phil-If the hole isn't big enough eventually enough zombies will have fallen through to fill it. While grease will eventually run out too, I can see it lasting much longer against a zombie horde. I do recommend getting somewhere safer, but be sure to have some sort of system with any neighbors you have-you'll need as many allies as you can get. While that generally means that the group will be in greater danger, the chances of an individual surviving are much greater, and there probably won't be that many survivors to group together with anyway.

Of course...the best way to stop Zombie attacks is to prevent them completely.

No, you see...

If the building _mike mentioned is tall enough, the fall would smash the zombie's body into bite-size pieces like Reeses, or at least immoblize them for the meanwhile. Unless I'm not imagining the building correctly... It's not like the whole horde of zombies are after us, so the grease is able to get rid of them for the moment. Is anybody know how to construct explosions out of ordinary house-hold items? It'll sure come in handy when the masses come that's for sure.

Gun powder... If we don't have that, crap...

Molotov cocktails will just make Flameing zombies.

Other wise I can't think of anything with a bang.

I am so hurt that noone thought to put me in the team. I think we'd actually be safer in a rural area with a low pre-zombie population. Think about it, in New York, if one ombie got out for like a minute chances are he could bite like twenty or so people
who, unlike us would'nt know what was going on and would spread it quickly to te insane number of people who live there, in a smaller town, maybe like a farm,or oooh,
even better on a bayou there are less people yo could be a ombie for days jsut meandering around before someone evensaw you by then you'd be obvious and killed instantly, My code name would be Handicap, long story

You know, let's just live in a forest.

Bears are just less creepier than the walking dead...

Unless a zombie bites a bear, then we're royally fucked.

And _mike, don't worry. I know JUST what to call you. You'll be Mouse.

What we also need are a bunch of dogs trained to kill. In Dawn of the Dead, the zombies didn't eat the dog. So, dogs will be safe, and will still kill things.

It'll succumb to disease in a few days, or get infected...

And Mouse is a bad nickname... people with bad nicknames are first to die.