I'll take The rapists for $500

Just one thing, I have no cares at all about how destructive you are, as long as it doesn't effect other people's characters. Like Eff's thing, if Inbred and co weren't in the arena area I wouldn't have cared or interfered. Just for future reference.

You forgot one thing, your mother is a harlot!

I'm going to make your phylactery into a pumpkin.

...

Actually, that's not a half-bad idea. Who'd ever suspect a pumpkin of holding a lich's soul?

*Writes that down, wondering if NWN has a pumpkin model*

No one, but what happens when someone eats/or smashes the pumpkin?

But pumpkins rot...

Originally Eff's Phylactery was an adamantine glove with the middle finger extended.
That seemed a bit... excessive, so I made it the Book of Idiots instead, his most prized possesion.
You can change it if you want, you are the DM after all, but At least make it something reasonable.

*Shrugs*

Anyway, I better head off. I need to be up in 12 hours. I'll see you crazy people tomorrow!

Well, tonight, actually. *Look at watch*

Ciao!

Oh, Pryos, what do you think of my idea?

Weak. Shoulda' kept the glove.

hey, the book has an adamantine cover.... I'm not going to make it easier to destroy just for aesthetics sake.

Good, I can do much with it.

Yes books burn and by god i like things that burn!

. A Lich, even an angry and absent minded lich, is going to protect his phylactery. The book is enchanted. No pages unless it's open. Nothing to burn. And of course there are wards, enchantments, traps....
Destroying the book is a quest in and of itself.

Once again, any of this can be changed by the DM. This is just what I had going in tabletop play in a high-level campaign.

It was just a joke, I wouldn't go after your phylactery, unless I absolutely needed too.