Fighting Avatars
 

Wouldn't it be cool if our avatars fought? Of course, that would be impossible due to our ability to change them any time we want, but we can still imagine. So, of everyone's avatars that you've seen here, which one do you think would win a free-for-all with all the others. This would work better if you didn't just vote for your avatar, take into acount how tough an avatar looks, what it's powers might be, and where its from (an avatar from Animal Crossing won't beat Sephiroth despite its super shoveling powers). So, ready, set, FIGHT!!!!!!

Dude. Dark Schneider would own everyone. And maybe my old avatar, a customized by Mr. V, could win, because he has the powers of Raiden. But seriously, if anyone has seen the BASTARD!! anime or read any of the BASTARD!! manga would agree that Dark Schneider would obliterate everyone!

I mean, just look at him! He has fangs, and he has the whole homocidal maniac thing going!

While your Dark Schneider looks and is very ferocious, Clashman from Crash and Bass can travel through time blast things with super powerfull bombs!! He could go back in time and kill everyone when they're little babies!

But Dark Schneider is 400 years old! And also, he could blow him away when he's a kid! He was a strong baby...

You joking? Please take a good look to the left. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Inept Ninja.

Now, while Ninja equals "kickass" in every imaginable universe, this fine fellow more equals "getting ass kicked". This guy couldn't fix himself a sandwich without seriously injuring himself and everyone in a radius of about 10 miles, not to mention the damaged property.

So, if you all were so kind as to rank him below your respective avatar...

Looking over this post, I really should make that sandwich thing into a comic...

That's a little scary...


But I think The Devil Himself's avatar would win, seeing as he is the devil.

Umm....yeah. When Dark Schneider takes over the world, he'll just leave your indept ninja alone...

Come to think of it, he probably could take over anything he wants by threatening to make a sandwich.

Imagine...

Inept Ninja: "Okay... listen up, guys, I'm the Inept Ninja and I'm taking over the world, kay?"
UN Head Secretary: "We won't even listen to your inane talk and will now proceed to laugh about you, riduculous little man in a pyjama."
Inept Ninja: "Well, if that's so... I'll just go into the kitchen and fix my lunch then."
UN Head Secretary: "Waitwaitwait... you got any address or something we can send the town keys and deeds and stuff to?"

Ninja: I now own the world!
Dark Schneider: Never! I shall take over this world!
Ninja: Don't force me to make a sandwich!
Dark Schneider: Oh, I'LL make you a sandwich! A sandwich of pure power and destruction!
Ninja:...Actually, I kinda like tuna fish.
Dark Schneider: With or without mayo?

That is how our fight would go.

It's sad, really.

Eh, there are other ways to defeat a guy.

And I can always wipe out the the various BM avatars quite soundly. How? Look and see.