Which cast member of 'Peanuts' grows up to become a serial killer?
 

Frankly, you know one of them is going to.

(Discussion originated by this guy.)

Suggestions that none of them grows up to be a serial killer simply do not bear discussion.

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See I'm thinking Marcie. It's always the quiet one you'd never think to notice. And all that 'sir' shit. "Good afternoon, sir." "Is that really a good idea sir?" "Put the lotion in the fucking basket, sir." It just fits.

Hey if he kills those annoying little fucks, I will make sure he gets out of prison and is treated like a hero.

I think Garfield has it coming more, really.

Well as for Garfeild

Other wise I'd actualy say Linus might be ok, cause he's got religion form the Christmas Special, but that could go either way. But what about Lucy and her need for empowerment? Don't you think she might grow up to be a cerial rapist or something like on CSI or some other crime drama? Gosh I can see it now, CSI: Peanuts! Comeing this fall to NBC! One things for sure Charlie Brown's the detective.

Woodstock. His beak is going to turn into an evil pecking blade of doom.

It's going to be Pigpen. When the unhealthy obsessions start at his age, they will only lead down the road of dispair and destruction.

Rerun. The youngest child always has the most problems.

I'll deviate from the serial killer scenario a bit...

Charlie Brown - Classic Scenario. Bald kid get's picked on by bully (Lucy), berated by 'friends' and snubbed by his own dog. I'm thinking he get's himself stuck in multiple abusive relationships, and eventually turns to a life of drugs and/or achohol abuse.

Linus - Addictive personality (the blanket). If not kept in check, he could very easily be lead from 'innocent' expiramentation with a few low-risk street drugs, to a full-blown addict to everything under the sun. There's nothing he won't do to get his next fix.

Lucy - You know what? This freaky little girl just turns into Lex Luthor. Thats all I gotta say.

Pepermint Patty - Growing up in a single parent family can be difficult, esspecially for androgenious young women with a infiriority complex about their appearance, and insomnia. If P.P. (Bwah-ha! The initials!) is going to have any kind of healthy life, its going to be a heavily medicated one as well.

Franklin - Um... Franklin never did much other than be the only black charecter, and he was pretty well-off personality wise, as I recall. If one of these other loonies doesn't stab him for a quick buck, maybe he'll wind up as the mayor of whatever town their from or something. He'll be just like Goldie Wilson... "I like the sound of that..."

Pigpen - Pigpen will fulfill his lifelong dream, and become the best garbage man in town. The rest of his life, however, will be a mess.

Schoder - Other than the physcological implications of being disgusted by all women via the unrelenting onslaughts of 'romance' by someone who you not only loathe, but is hidious to look at and listen to, he might be able to squeak out a living from the tips he gets from playing the piano in the supermarket-deli.

Marcie - Doesn't Marcie grow up to drive around in the mystery machine with scooby and the gang, now going by her middle name 'Velma'? Stoners, all of them.

Snoopy - Snoopy, being recognized as the talented, dexterious, anthropomorphic dog he is, will finally get his Pilot's lisense, and then be drafted into the military at the begining of WWIII. His arch-rival in the war dubs himself 'The Red-Baron', and the two pilots clash in battle constantly throughout the war. He writes letters of his heriocs to publishers back home, but they do not meet current needs.