Where are they now?
 

What would your favorite fictional character do if they
were'nt Saving the world/fighting crime, living an a constant state of childhood or something else? or what would they do when they're story was done?

The Samurai Pizza Cats are still making pizza's and occationally fly out to save Little Tokyo from random events.

Will edit later when I can remember some other characters.

ah this is easy, Drizzt is sitting quietly in a log cabin 30 miles south of a giant hole that he created to destroy...whatever he wanted to. On occasion he goes to visit the remains...not always though, cause he got fat (could you imagine a obese dark elf? haha)

Leonardo now owns an unsuccessful dojo in Queens.
Michaelangelo is a fiction writer who has written many successful books some of which have been adapted into hollywood movies.
Donnatello is the inventor of the ipod nano
Raphael is an action movie star and is married to April O' Neal. That's right. Once you go terrapin, you don't go back again.

Superman's story doesn't ever really .. um... 'end' but, I suppose he'd be running a Farm (single-handedly) out of the midwest?

Vash could be concivably doing something similar after the Trigun seiris ends...

what kind of idiot happy dreams do all you people have? the "Where are they now" Stories all obviously involve drugs and hookers amidst bri8ning out and failure.


edit: Bri8ning? haha how the fuck did I pull that one off

Bruce Wayne, in the ultimate act of cosmic irony, succumbs to Alzheimers and is placed in Gotham Asylum. Later Ras 'al Ghul steals his pudding.

Peter Parker becomes a middle-management type at the Daily Bugle who's slowly drinking his life away; the divorce proceedings with MJ were a real bitch.

Superman... I like the thought of him running a farm back in Smallville.

The X-Whatevertheyarethisweeks get rounded up and gassed, except for Wolverine, who is fundamentally unchangable.

Jim Raynor is chilling in the cosmic cloaca that all plotholes empty into, along with half the population of the Blizzard multiverse.

Master Chief's "putting an end to this war" turned out to be having Cortana put "Give Peace A Chance" at an insufferable volume on every Covenent and Terran comm channel. The ship he was aboard is vaporized by the accumulated firepower of all sentient beings present.

Solid Snake runs for President and is narrowly defeated by Zombie King Ralph Nader.

Samus Aran is eventually tried by a Chozo council for blowing up every damn planet she runs across.

Cloud Strife is now deceased at the hands of his jealous buddies from the other FF's. He was actually killed by a chocobo, but the others are just masacering his corpse.

Lulu had Waka's baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born with the Blitzballus Headus syndrom. It has a head shaped like a blitzball. Go figure.

Cid is 6 feet under. He would have been 7, but he really let himself go.

Mr T is now in a nursing home. He regularly participates in Bingo. "Bingo. I pity da fool who does not get all their numbers called."

The Flash joins the U.S. Olympic Track team and wins the gold metal in his event, which is eventually stripped off him due to "steroid abuse" accusations.