SoL 2 Omake 1
 

Well...it was just about time someone did this.

Scene 1: How the introduction was really supposed to be.

The small group gathered around one spot, staring at the map. A samurai with two swords, apparently the leader, stepped into the group and began to give instructions to the group. Finally, after a common agreement, one of them, a man dressed in a mage's robe, took his staff and began to rub it in the ground. Had it been another time, Joukei, another samurai who wielded a spear, would have commented on how stupid the guy looked, but even he knew the seriousness of the situation. They were on a mission, and for once even he was unsure if they all would escape alive.

"Good work, Garud." Finally, the spell worked, and a hole was created in the place where the Garud had rubbed his staff.

It wasn't big-barely big enough to fit Joukei himself. However, it was enough, for now at least. The samurai with two swords jumped in, followed quickly by a foreigner with a blindfold over his eyes. Soon enough, all of them were inside, in a new and unfamiliar place.

In the darkness that they would use to hide their actions, the samurai with two swords smiled. "Okay, just like we planned-Operation Kimono Panty Raid...GO!!!"

Little did they know that the Kimonos didn't wear panties.

Kurama: "Hey guys! I found a dresser!"
Drak: "Well open it."
Kurama: "I'm trying. This drawer is locked..."
Tsubasa: "Here, let me open it for you."
Kurama: "Thank yo-ah shit."

They were caught. Kurama knew it, the kimonos knew it, and everyone else knew it too. Luckily for Joukei, he had prepared for this, and knew exactly what to do. Focusing his chakra, he eyes suddenly turned red and a red aura appeared around him.

"Te no Sukebei!"

In an instant, Joukei used his years of martial training within a secluded temple hidden within a deep valley that...you know what, he had a lot of pent up sexual frustration and mad skillz, and that's all you need to know. Before you knew it, all the kimonos were kimono-less, with hand marks all over their bodies and Joukei nowhere to be seen.

As for the other guys...they weren't so sure if they were lucky or not.

"Well guys. As I stand here, basking in the glory that is the naked Kimono females, and with the knowledge that I'll most likely be dead soon, it's good to know that you'll stand by me."

Kurama turns, and sees that he's by himself. He notices a scrap of paper on the ground. He picks it up and reads it.

Dear Kurama,

You should have spent time working on your leet ninja skills instead of
spending hours in a locked room with Sarai.

See you in hell.

-The Gang

"Oh, fuck you guys!"

Scene 2: The other ideas for calling the airship
"Do you all mind if we take this somewhere warmer?"

Kurama reached down to the small bag hanging from his cloth belt, and pulled out another cylinder. He putting the cylinder to his mouth, he took a deep breath and blew. Suddenly, Koyuki's ears perked up and tackled Kurama.

Needless to say, the sight was an amusing one to see, and Joukei decided that he would have to steal the whistle from Kurama later on.

Scene 3:
After Joukei pulled Koyuki off of Kurama, the Raigaki wielder brushed off the dirt from his clothes and sighed. "Let's...just try that again."

Kurama reached down to the small bag hanging from his cloth belt, and pulled out yet another cylinder, only longer than the explosive and with a string on the end. He pointed the cylinder to the sky, and pulled hard on the string. A loud whistling sound was heard as the firework launched from the cylinder and rocketed up into the air. All looked up in the air, watching it disappear into the blue sky. Everyone else held their breath until suddenly the firework exploded...after it hit the airship, which could be seen crashing off into the distance.

"Well...crap."

Elsewhere, where Kirakiri was holding his meeting...

"Say...does anybody hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"The sound of an airship, flying in our direction, about to send us in to a fiery doom?"

"No. Oh, and you're an idiot."

Suddenly, Takin's airship crashed into the room and exploded, sending all the gathered into a fiery doom.

Kirakiri coughs a little in the smoky rubble. "Seems I was right. Hmmm, meeting adjourned for five minutes while we clean up this mess. There's snacks in that side cavern there."

As the demons happily devour the sandwiches, Kirakiri is looking at the ruins of the airship thoughtfully. A ninja comes to his side, "Lord Kirakiri, this must obviously have been an attempt on your life."

"Yes, I'm quite aware of it. There's only one force who would stuff up something as simple as a fiery doom... Team Good!"

The ninja wisely refrains from mentioning that they're not supposed to call Team Good Team Good IC and settles for, "Isn't the fact that they're the only ones with an airship more of a clue?"

"I've had enough of their meddling. Time for Contingency Plan Omega!" He pulls out a small, suspiciously explosive looking baton and snaps it.

Far away, Team Good is surprised to find their weapons and clothing suddenly glowing intensely and beeping ominiously. The explosion lights up the night sky, turning darkness into blinding day.

The ninja watches the pale of dust settle over the crater before confusedly saying, "Wait a moment, if you managed to replace most of their equipment and clothing with explosives without them noticing, why didn't you eliminate them sooner?"

"Shut up. That's why."

Miraculously, team good survived, with the exception of Raze. They could barely make out his curses from the spectral plane, and assumed he'd be back later.

Koyuki laughed and waved her sword. "Ha! I survived it! I guess i was just too much of a RONIN bad-ass for it to affect me."

Kurama shook his head. "What are you talking about! It was me who stopped us from dying! I just used my Raigaki's super awesome barrier level 2!"

"FOOLS!" Garud bellowed. "Don't you understand! I saved your pathetic lives, for I have finally ascended to become...SUPER SAIYA-GARUD-JIN 4!" He says as his eyes glow and somehow manages to create a large breeze from his body.

"NO, It was me!"

The group look around to find the source of the voice. Kurama suddenly pointed up into the sky.

Kurama: Look! Up there in the sky!
Joukei: It's a bird!
Koyuki: It's a plane!
Drak: NO! It's-

"Not him you idiots! It was me!" Pyros fumed. "Jeeze! Why would the man of superness even be in this era? Barring Time travel and all that. And why would you say "plane!"? The only plane in existence would be the Airship, and that was just blown to hell!"

Kurama smiled at seeing an old friend. "Pyros, it is good to see you. What brings you to our present company?""

"I am hear to deliver to you an important message...and...plea?"

Pyros looked up and down the group. "Say, you all do realize you're buck naked, right?"

The group looked amongst themselves, and mainly at the female members.

Koyuki and Mika flee back into the cover of the cave. "Aiiiieeee!"

Well, all their clothes were ruined. The only thing that they could find to wear was a bunch of blankets. Since there was no way the women (or Joukei for that matter...he had had suspicions of the other members of Team Good for some time; were it not for the OPKR, he'd probably not have stuck around for as long as he had) would stay almost butt naked in the company of the guys of Team Good, they only had one option...

SHOPPING SPREE!!!

Oh sure, they had trouble finding a mall, what with their airship destroyed and being in the wrong era and all, but they eventually found the perfect place to shop. "Oh look!" declared Kurama. "It's a yellow brick road! Let's follow it!" And everybody just agreed, linking arms as they skipped along the yellow brick road. And that was how they found this place.

It truly was a magical place indeed. While at first glance, it only seemed to be an ordinary costume shop...but when one looked closer, they would be able to tell wonders were held in there.

Quickly they all dressed, getting matching spandex outfits. Each one of them was a different color, adding a new flavor to the group. Finally, they stepped out of the store proudly and did poses.

"We need a knew name," said Garud.

"Indeed," said Raze, who had returned from the spectral plain.

Mika clapped her hands together. "I know...instead of Soldiers of Light why don't we call ourself the Light Rangers!"

"Yay!" yelled everyone else. Then everybody jumped into the air, pumping a fist.

Unfortunately, the show was cancelled two episodes later, because during the entire time the Light Rangers were having wacky hijinks, evil decided to be evil and blow up the world. Fancy that.

Here's one.

KURAMA: Hey, Drak, I have a very important question.
DRAK: Sure, what is it?
KURAMA: Takin says that if you look past this picture you can see a kitten. Can you?
DRAK: Yep.
KURAMA: Wait, you're blind aren't you?
DRAK: Yep.
KURAMA: Are you ignoring me?
DRAK: Yep.
KURAMA: Is this a cardboard cut-out?
DRAK CUTOUT: Yep.

Kiyomi: "It's not like the series would've lasted forever. The girls and I tried it before with our colored kimonos and everything, using the mecha as zords, and it kinda went down the drain. Nickalodeon wanted to buy us, but we figured we would sooner die than sink that low."
Kurama: "Didn't the world just blow up?"
Kiyomi: "The world blows up all the time these days."
Drak: "Why are you naked again?"
Kiyomi: "I lose my clothing all the time these days."
Raikotsu: "When did I come back?"
Kiyomi: "You make guest appearances all the time these days."