#621: "That is so true in a completely literal way."
 

It's got a bone to pick with the Light Warriors!

Well, I looked over the entire Nuklear Age cover, but I didn't see the line anywhere.

And if Nuklear Man's got a bone to pick with the LWs, they're pretty much screwed...



edit: I get the feeling RM isn't entirely against getting boned...

Hello, hadoken.

Seriously, the door thing doesn't count does it? BM should be able to finish this in a second.

Of course, most likely he won't. As such, I demand an explanation

I think it is. Seems to fit into the color scheme. Its insides could well be raging with purple flame.

Wait a sec...

FIGHTER-THIEF-REDMAGE-DOKEN!!!

Hmmm....
I have the strangest feeling that this Ordeal is about as dumb as the others.....

Yeah...just exactly what kind of Ordeal is defeating a Zombie Dragon anyway? Don't tell me their greatest fear as a group is getting boned...

... You bastard.

Yeah, they're screwed. Or they'll just run away.

Zombie dragons are undead; and therefore weak to healing spells. RM has healing spells. So I suppose to continue with RM's current strategy for defeating dragons, he will:
1) Attack the dragon with steel and magic
2) Be promptly swallowd by the dragon
3) Case healing spells on the dragon's internal organs
4) Emergy victorious from the dragon's carcass

Father have mercy...

Just use an elixer, problem solved.

When I first read this I thought Red Mage said "If it involves LICKING each other, we are boned!" Dyslexia strikes again.