unreasonable chirstmas demand
 

we all want crazy stuff for christmas. a pony, a car, whatever. i just found mine:
http://www.hammacher.com/publish/109...promo=QSearch#
don forget to check out the pricetag on this bad s.o.b.
I'd be interested in seeing some of the rediculously expensive stuff you guys drool over, as i don't curse my poverty quite enough yet lol.

http://www.alienware.com/ALX_pages/main_alx.aspx

Not in a million years will i ever have one... **Sniff**

Beta power nine
Color laser printer
Enzo
A computer with even more awesome than my current one
Salival (not entirely out of the question, actually)
Approval from the Attorney General to grow hemp (because he actually can give it)

http://pictures.xbox-scene.com/4/xbo...360_white.jpeg

Need I say more?

A grenade, a gas mask, and a helicopter, that's all I ask.

All i want is Santa's sack of presents and the power to control everyone and everything.


Is that too much to ask?

A V-watch like from Viewtiful joe. Or just time control powers. Bwahahah! (but that cape's pretty damn cool...)

Basically I'd like a billion dollars. That'd solve every want and need I can ever think of this christmas.

all I want is a PSP.. I don't think I will get it, isn't that sad? :(

That's quite possible. Now I know you might think, but how!? Here's how. Order one of the replicas of aragorn's swords from the Lord of the Rings movies; be it his ranger sword or Anduril. Now these are real swords with actual weapons grade spring-steel metal in the blade. Chances are it will come dull so you'll need to get it sharpened. The only problem that might happen is that while the blade will be very indestructible the handle might not be as such. Replacing a handle is a lot easier though than replacing a blade.

My ideal christmas gift would be an idestructible watch and maybe a really comprehensive guide to pistols so I can purchase my own.