Another Morbidly Amusing Story
 

At least I would think so. One has to wonder who came up with this law... it's almost an invitation for pedophiles to migrate there....

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...51121DCA01_GTY

Sad, sad, sad.

On further examination, I hardly think the "enticing a child for indecent purposes," charge is able to hold water. He's already committed some pretty foul acts...

What the hell is wrong with these people?

What on earth possessed her to have a child with someone so young? I get the feeling she was just in it for the baby, anyhow. Although I'm sure that some random guy on the street would have offered his seed readily instead of having to settle for someone barely out of his own mothers womb. Eesh.

The fact the kid is already starting to become a tearaway amuses me. Makes him seem like a real man to me. Riiight.

Can they just go ahead and change their name from Cable News Network to Holy Shit a Southern White Woman's In Trouble Everybody Freak the Fuck Out Network?*

I mean we all know they don't give two shits about black people but could they at least pretend to be a national gossip rag instead of making all of America endure whatever silly bullshit some Georgia idiots have got up to?



*I mean don't you want to hear James Earl Jones trying to pronounce "THIS is HSSWWITEFFON"?

It isn't that they're hooked on southern trash, it's the people that watch the crap. If America wanted to see every time there was a n*****r moment, they'd show it. But personaly, I couldn't care less about a pedophile in another state.

Also, WTF is up with that law!?

*For more information about n****r moments, watch The Boondocks.

Horseshit, it's got nothing to do with the audience and everything to do with the lazy shallow pricks who run CNN. Real news used to get great ratings back when they actually reported it, but that shit took time and money and you ran the risk of upsetting someone important. So they figure why bother when they can flog titilating trash that won't offend the spnosors and doesn't even require them to lift their fat asses outside their Atlanta offices? Like I said, you never even hear about some chick in Seattle running away from her wedding or some dumb kid from NYC disappearing in Aruba because these lazy fucks can't even be bothered to look outside their own backyard. When crap like this gets on TV it has nothing to do with the audience and everything to do with the lazy misogynist assholes who decide what goes on the air and anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn liar.

o.O

Jeez, guys. Who lit the fuses on your tampons?

Chill out already. This was merely a story of yet another somewhat mentally lacking individual making another stupid choice. One that can be laughed at. Ha. Stop running off on rants and tangents and enjoy the ride.

Or the sex... and the baby was just a byproduct, and this kinda furthers that... Really, if you're just looking to get a kid, why have one with someone who's going to get you arrested? That is... unless you want some nubile young cock in you.

Plus, who the hell in their right mind gets pregnant on purpose with no plans for the child (obviously she had none if she wants to marry a 15 year old and raise the damn kid)?

...and if lots of guys find teenage girls hot (see the distinct lack of "HOMG! She looks like she's in her thirties with the slightly sagging breasts and facial lines! HOT!" compared to the overabundance of, "HOT TEEN ON TEEN BARELY LEGAL [if legal at all] ACTION!" porn), it only follows that some women should feel the same way.

...Seriously, though. That shouldn't be illegal. There's no fifteen year old straight male who wouldn't love to tap an older woman's ass so long as she was at least somewhat hot... and that chick's not bad... even in that horribly unflattering picture.

Osama. He's obviously moved on suicide bombings to tampon bombings.

...and for some reason the very idea of tampon bombings makes me giggle.

Um, you were the one making with the "sad, sad, sad" and talking about this fool shit like it actually mattered.

But no you're right, clearly I'm the asshole for introducing, you know, perspective into the conversation.

Please, go on with your schadenfreude and vicarious judgment of people who have nothing to do with you, I shouldn't like to think I was interrupting anything important like that.

...

Though perhaps I could stand to unsnarl just a bit.

lol the south is dum.

Someone who doesn’t want babies born out of wedlock, since, you know, that’s the point of the law. It doesn’t seem all that surprising or shocking to me.

If he start's doing this, krylo, it's your fault now. Their blood is on your hands.


My word, even I thought that was in poor taste.

Lay off the Kyrl-meister. He made a funny.

On a related note, I think she may have not only been after one child but TWO children to take care of. She's old enough to be the dad's mother. But hey, its Georgia, that state was made for criminals.