Wait? That was you? I had relatives down there! Ever wonder where the ore called "Pyrite" came from? Geeze, and next you'll tell me you sunk Atlantis on a favor!? Had things gone as I planned, they'd all be ashes. But nooo, they had to sink and become Merpeople.

Hmm...Sodom salt. That would probably taste better than Soylent green, methinks.

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I love you people.

:sweatdrop Yeah, I realized that about an hour after I logged off last night and I was too lazy to go back and change it. Hey, it was one a.m., all right?! ;) By the time I got back on the next morning, though, Ecurt had already set me straight. I'll try and be a good girl from now on and pay more attention.

And Raiden kills another demon whilst Kicking Ass in my post. And if anyone couldn't catch all the lyrics...








Now here's a song with Style and Class
It's called Watch Raiden Kick Some Ass
Pay attention, some parts get fast
Now watch out for his super turbo-charged hypersonic electric blast

Hold on Raiden, I'm almost out of breath
Because I dodged a demon trying to attack my blind side he came from the left
Raiden jumped in, katana glowing with electricity
As he slashed, the demon dodged (ha Bitch! You missed me!)
Raiden grinned, this guy's metal hooks would make a good lightning rod
Apparently, the demon never dealt with a pissed-off thunder god
Raiden struck fast, emblazoned with blue energy
As I watched, I thought it looked like something from DragonBall Z

My defender is a guy with class
I'm singing a song while I watch Raiden Kick Some ass
I'm hanging back while he fights so hard
He's a god and I'm a just a pansy bard

Raiden's skin was smoking, and he looked surprised
The demon was pretty quick for a creature that size
The demon roared, I heard a sickening crack
A well-placed blow, and a hook was protruding from Raiden's back
With muscles rippling, Raiden was lifted off his feet
A lesser man in so much pain would have to admit defeat
Raiden extended his arms,and rage was spelled across his face
A flash of light, three crackling bolts, and only ash was left in the demon's place

He finished off that demon with so much class
I watched Raiden kick some ass
That demon is now part of the past
This fight won't be Raiden's last


(Musical RP! I love it!)

All hail the Cheshire Thief, for we are not worthy. If Krylo is God, then he most certainly must be Christ.

Of course, I'm still the kick-ass Thunder God. All the divine powers with none of the responsibility.

Seriously, that was great CT.

I'll just assume the one that Raiden killed was the one that used to be on fire, and managed to get itself put out and attack with its power roughly doubled (was about 7.5x, is now 15). Or a statistical anomaly (some random person had killed one or two fewer with one of their multikills).

Also, CT is totally not Christ. I'm not into incest, damnit.

He's more like... Judas or something.

I'm all holy, like Judas Priest up in this bitch!

It's already dead?! Gah! You people and your fast connection speeds, killing things while I'm typing! Lemmie go edit my post, then....


heehehee, love the song, CT!

[EDIT] All taken care of. [/EDIT]

You do know that Krylo is The father, The son and the Holy mod spirit, dont you? He is three, and one at the same time (confusing aint it?). Chesire is his most favoured disciple. It's not like he would turn Krylo in for 15 shekels of silver, right?

Oh and Pyros, Raiden, remember something. Dont let your powers get out of hand. Last time you both released the Titans with your little competitions of power and your practical jokes. Chronos was a real bitch to catch as he kept setting back time, Oranos threatened he would make the sky fall, and Promethius just kept multiplying. Ra was especially pissed, as were all the egyptian gods, and you do not want a sun God pissed. He'll put a sun where a sun ain't supposed to shine.

Anyway, how many are there left? Berzerkers I mean.

There seem to be some conflicting numbers...we'll go with krylo's count, which is at two...well, 1 and a half since Mauve maimed one pretty good.

Or, in other words...boss fight.

XD
That reminds me: Raiden, if you see Odin, would you tell him to keep his damn ravens out of my backyard?! They keep trying to murder my cat. And if you happen to run across Thoth, let him know that I'm perfectly aware of who keeps writing nasty heiroglyphs on the overpass down the street.