There, Mike, it's here now. Happy? By the by, the Kraken thing is a nod to 8-bit chat, where I always summon it before resorting to a black hole. And CT, dude, wow.

You think his ravens are bad? He keeps letting Sleipner out at night, and the damn horse keeps breaking through his fence! You know how hard it is to catch a six-legged deity's horse? We had to call Artemis to come down and find it.

And as for Thoth, don't worry about that. I had a talk with Maat, and she promised to keep him in check. She was wondering what he was doing with his free time.

And Garud, Ra is a pansy. The reason he's angry is because I beat him in a drinking contest. They may have built the pyramids, but those Egyptians can't hold their alcohol.

I'm thinking of making all of my posts in this RP musical from now on. It's still just a thought though...

I don't know if I could top 'Watch Raiden Kick Some Ass' or not.

(Unless I do a modified version of 'Tribute'... "A little while ago, me and my buddy Krylo here, we were trying to rescue Santa and save Christmas, when all of a sudden, there appeared a Berserker Demon, and he looked Pissed. And he said, 'Now that my brethren are defeated, I am too powerful, give me your best shot!' Well, me and Krylo, we looked at each other, and we each said, 'Okay!'.... " and so on.)

I won't name any specifics, but wow, some people are seriously godmodding, felling demon monsters with nary a scratch in return. I haven't been able to help much in combat because by the time I can reach a computer, everything is already dead! Can we even things out a little more, guys?

We have one uberberserker left, and I currently have a large hook gash in my back. I'd call that more severe than a scratch.

Well...considering some people are Gods...

Though yeah, I do understand what you about fast posting. I'm not too bothered by it though, but then again Ecurt in this is a duck. Not exactly the most terrifying warrior of the group.

Hey, don't mind me. I'm just a cute kawaii kitty. The very meaness of the world and Raiden is damaging to me. Waaaah!

Another question. Is the uberberzerker dead? Or is that a different one?

Due to certain circumstances against my will, I am forced to make two appearance changes to my character.

1) I now wear a blue necklace around me neck. This necklace is enchanted so that anytime CelesJessa says "Sit", I am forced (against my will) to crash into the ground.

2) I now also wear a black harness around my torso. This harness is enchanted so that anytime SillyKitty says "Sleepy Time", I am forced to fall asleep where I stand.

Why these changes, you ask? Because these women are sadistic evil-*hurk* (SK pulls on the harness)

[EDIT:] And as Knuematic Pnight just found out, a recording of them saying it works just as well.

Well you know what they say. Behind every great man there is an evil Sadistic female pulling the strings, in her grand scheme to rule the world.

Heh, I can say that because they dont have any control over...why is my staff quivering like...EEEEEYAAAAAAAAA!