In case anyone couldn't understand the lyrics, here are the majority of them. Hee hee hee. Fear the Cacophony Attack! (Which CheshireThief had to use multiple voices at once to do. The strain is what caused him to pass out.)



Thanks for the mind shield, Rhiya
Thanks for the mind shield, Rhiya
Thanks for the mind shield, Rhiya
Ravenwing, now it's time for
CheshireThief to do his thing...

Suddenly, I find myself in a room full of giant cats and I ain't got my pants
I'ma do the only thing I can do, I'm not gonna fight, I'ma sing and dance
Take a chance, Rhiya, with our minds shielded it's about time we advance
Now, by circumstance, I guess I'll enhance your powers with my music trance
With nothing but a sideways glance, Rhiya, use your powers to make a chaos lance, Rhiya
I'll back you up with the power of romance, Rhiya, Now get into your fighting stance, Rhiya
What exactly these things are may be a mytery to me, but they're soon gonna be only history, you see
While your chaotic power trickery is being enhanced musically, all the while we are getting help from the likes of Mr. V
All this together will help us achieve our goal--of victory

Let's fight these cat-things, Rhiya
You can fight these cat things, Rhiya
Let's get these cat-things, Rhiya
Ravenwing, while I sing,
You can do your thing...

Next thing I know
Without reason or rhyme
Rhiya held forth the Plot Device
Yelling, "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!"
She was only joking
Or so I hope
Then she wove a lasso
Made from chaos instead of rope
Rhiya then erupted in laughter
Which came shortly after
She used her chaos noose to
Hang a cat-thing from the rafters
As the thing let out its torturuous cries
Rhiya looked into the beast's eyes
She placed her hand on its chest, fingers spread apart
Savagely, Rhiya ripped out the beast's heart, and I sang

Watch out behind you, Rhiya!
There's another one behind you, Rhiya!
I don't think you'll react in time, Rhiya
Ravenwing, I'll try to save you
From the cat-thing

Now it's time for me to tap into my mystical, magical, musical reserves
I'm gonna give this mind-attacking demon the kind of mental punishment that I think it deserves
Don't mess with my friends or this little CheshireThief kitty is gonna be irate
Let's see how the beast reacts when it can't even concentrate!

Are you guys ready?
I think you're ready
Anyway
Here we go!

(Cacophony)

*Worships CT and his godly songs*

New posts coming up soon. Team Reindeer and Team Workshop will be entering a boss fight. Team Castle, since they are going stealthy, haven't reached their's yet...but it may just find them. :p


[EDIT 1]

Team Workshop...your opponents for this evening...

Illithid

Description: The demons in charge of holding the workshop and the majority of the elves. Begins of incrediable psionic powers. Part of their staple diet includes brains fresh from the skull.

Class: Midboss (x3)

Appearance: http://abandonedrealms.wolfpaw.net/r...s/illithid.jpg, but in this case, wearing a black robe that covers all but the face tentacles.

Abilities:

Mind Bolt: Same as emerin, but more powerful.

Mind Blast: The upgraded version of Mind bolt. Powerful enough to carry a physical force with it. Instead of prolonged pain, the pain is instant and devestating, and the blast is powerful enough to throw a full grown adult across a room.

Telekinesis: The ability to move objects with the mind. The Illithid can lift very heavy objects with this. They can also lift people. A favored techinque is to use telekinesis to rip the appendages off a vicitim...making it easier to feed on them.

Dominate: Bend others to your will. Only works on beings with low stats...such as Christmas elves. Players will more than likely be too powerful for this to work.

Telekinetic Shield: A field of telekinesis around each Illithid. The field can repell solid objects. Energy, however, can pass through.

Confusion: Same as emerin, but more powerful

Stun: A psionic attack that affects the part of the brain that handles volunteery motor-functions. The vicitim is unable to move for a short period of time.

Feed: The most dreaded attack of the Illithid. Any poor soul who gets close to the Illithid need fear this. If the vicitim becomes incompacitated (usually via the stun ability), the Illithid will feed on them. The vicitim's head is covered by the tentacles, and the tentacles enter the vicitim's skull and remove the brain. Not likely to occur in this situation, but needed to be stated none the less.

Unfair Advantages:

Elf Shields: The Illithid will use the Christmas elves under their control as shields. They know that the party (at least should be) remiss to kill the beings they have come to save.

Ecurt, _mike, that was a great plan. I even got to indulge myself in my own "history," thanks to the referenced comic.

Bwhahaha! More monsters!

Gleipnir, Beastmaster of Hades

Class: Mid-Boss

Description: Gleipnir serves his master in that he can extert control various beasts, both mortal and demonic. He is also a skilled swordsman, and wears demonic armor.

Appearance: An armored man, with the armor covered in animal skins.

Weapons/Abilities:

Control Animals: The skill that earned him his title as Beastmaster, Gleipnir has the power to control or bind any animal that is either mortal or demonic. The animals can do nothing to resist his will.

Sword Arc: By swinging his sword, Gleipnir causes a shockwave that is capable of blasting through stone.

Air Thrust: When thrusting his sword, Gleipnir causes the air around his sword to "harden", sending a spike of air along the path his blade was pointed.

Unfair advantage:

Reindeer Games: Gleipnir controls the reindeer. He will use them to attack the team and also to defend himself and his hell hounds.

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Hell Hounds
Class: Mid-Boss
Description: The fathers of the devil dogs. Purebred demons that serve Gleipnir.
Appearance: Wolves the size of horses, with two mouths, four eyes, and six legs.
Weapons/Abilities:
Pack Leaders When combined with other canine-stlye demons, the Hell Hounds automatically take charge. All other dog demons fight harder in the presence of a Hell Hound.

Hell Fire: Breath the fires of Hell from the top mouth.
Dark Ice: Breaths a frost of the frozen planes of Hell.

Claws and teeth: The usual.

Rhiya doesn't have many awesome abilities to combat a psionic enemy, so she's probably gonna sit this one out.

You should all feel lucky Krylo isn't/I'm not in the workshop. He/I'd be all "Fuck this. I never liked christmas elves, anyway," and shoot through them.

Elves I can understand (although I would kill them AFTER we kill the big boss), but would you/could you hurt a reindeer?

I could, but I wouldn't because they are in limited supply and kind of neccessary.

They make really nice jerky with Grammie's Ol time christmas recipe.

Mmm...! It's supernaturally good!