IMVU has called me. (PICTURES!)
 

I recently ran across this 3D instant messaging program called IMVU (A quick look at my sig should tell you where I got it from) and decided to give it a whirl. The main draw about this one, I guess, is that you can interact with the other person in all kinds of ways, like punching and kicking and body slamming. You can do all these hugs, too, but nobody cares about that gay hippy crap. I took some screenshots because if it’s funny when other people do it, it’ll be funny when I do it too!

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1551/im39tp.png

Well, he does.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4553/im46xp.png

If I’d only know it was a cursed artifact of the Netheril I would so totally still have stolen it. Because, come on, the eyes are red. How awesome is that?

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/9716/im66vx.png

Her new name for me is “Moby” and I have no idea how to feel about that.

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/9064/im82wj.png

Because I’m a ladies man!


I’m not very clever in these instant messenger situations, so what you see is what I’ve got. If any of you want to join me in this latest generation’s IM, you know, go ahead. Please. I’m begging you. I’m lonely and this thing is hilarious. You even get a random match button that pairs you up with one other not busy person, so you can avoid all those awkward “Um… Hi” moments. I personally think kicking them in the head is a great ice-breaker but I’m an asshole, so I don’t know.

http://www.imvu.com/catalog/web_index.php

Is the link to the site where you can download this magical software. I’m Mactomactabilis, if anyone wants to talk to me so I can stop flirting with twelve year old girls and not go to jail.

I can see a future in these, but only kind of. Jerk City's been doing this sort of thing for a while, and programs like this have simply existed for a while. Because they're too complex, I don't think they'll ever really catch on, at least not until we start entering a new frontier of digital media/computing, and that is, immersive VR, when programs like this might actually have an appeal.

Still, I might give it a shot.

I got it last night before I went to bed. I'm Guest_CheshireThief.

I got it today. I'm sillykittykat is anyone wants to chat. This thing is so weird...

Do most of the women choose to parade around in that bra and pantie set?

Guest_Raidensparx all the way, bitches!

Guest_FenrisWolf, if you manage to ever catch me on.

Which will be close to never.

Yes. Yes they do.

Mmm... Jailbait.

They also say things like "hey supzors" and "omg hi 2 u" Which is pretty... I don't know, is retarded the word I'm looking for here? You can tell from their first sentance how the rest of the conversation is going to go.

"y ru werin a mask on ur fas?"
"Why are you wearing MY FOOT ON YOUR FACE!?"
Then I kicked her in the head.

It's "Guest_Mactomactabilis", too, I forgot that first part.

They're not women.

...that was an easy one to answer.

Because "Woman on the internet" equals "Forty Year old Man". I bet there could be a girl named "Fortyyearoldman" and nobody would notice if she dressed sluttily enough. Is sluttily a word? Judges?