My innocence cries out in pain every time I enter the 8 bit chat room. Does that count?

No problem with the squid. I'm running out of ideas though, and i don't want Rhiya to randomly conjure up some vibr-mffmfmf mmmf.

She could always conjure up Celes' Whip of Authority, which is one of the most ultimate of ultimate weapons. It gives female characters such a charsima and intimidation boost, you can whip most male characters and they won't even want to retaliate. Only works with the right costume, though.

Then again, you could also summon some Ewoks to do crazy crap...I dunno...donuts?

Doesn't work on ALL males like that, there, Mr. V. When used on CheshireThief (and possibly on Krylo) it makes them want to retaliate even MORE. Not in the violent sense... More of in the affectionate-serial-rapist-violatory sense.

Well, I wouldn't know, since I've never been hit by it.

Judging from past observations (mostly of SS and Ecurt), I figured my explanation was correct...then again, you and Krylo aren't your average dudes...

Personally, I'd ask to be strapped down and beaten some more while proclaiming to be a 'naughty naughty boy'.

Well you know, Krylo, due to the Contract and all....

We COULD arrange that...

Updated post coming up soon...about a little more than a hour, probably. I'm having a touch of writer's block, and hopefully being away for lunch will help clear it out.

It kinda slipped my mind last night, but every one knows who the Snow Miser is, right?

Oh. "Mr. Queer Ice for the straight guy?" I've seen the movie.

Advice: Toast, whenever I'm in a 'blah' mood and can't seem to write, I always watch some tv or read a book. It works best when it's a new book, not one you've already read before.

And if you don't have any new books, go buy one!