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PyrosNine 12-18-2005 02:49 PM

Whoever said I had brains?

And what about you, Mr. I'm DragonDuck? You'd be perfect for a full out Cajun dinner! You're both lizard and fowl! Assuming Toast still has a sense of smell, you'd be much better tasting. And with more meat on the bone.

I'm a lean kitty!

Truce 12-18-2005 03:02 PM

...I considered arguing, and then I remembered that I had put down "Tasting Delicious" as one of my powers.

Still. That just means I'm not good for an undead kitty's diet. You're much healthier to eat than I am; plus, with all the bones and armor I have, Toasty could choke on me.

EDIT:

Please tell me that Raiden and Pyros weren't responsible for Manfaye. For the love of all that is righteous and good, tell me they didn't do that.

Raiden 12-18-2005 03:05 PM

Well, since I did converse with a fellow japanese god to get you your draconic form, I could probably call up another one.

You ever heard of the japanese god of Duck Mincing? He'd make you nice and smooth for Toasty to eat.

PyrosNine 12-18-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecurt
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Please tell me that Raiden and Pyros weren't responsible for Manfaye. For the love of all that is righteous and good, tell me they didn't do that.

He's our cousin. The god of complete and utter visual wrongness. If he don't ruin your sexdrive completely, he isn't doing his job right.

And I believe there is a better way to resolve who is more eatable than who.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RACE TO BECOME A FIRE ANGEL!

Oh look! I'm winning! :p

Edit: I notice I forgot to mention pants, but I'll just ignore it and hope viewers imagine pants upon me.

Imaginary pants. The one pair of pants that always fit!

Truce 12-18-2005 03:49 PM

I admit you win that race. However, you do realize that means you're more eatable than me, since it wasn't a race to see who was less eatable.

Also: What is it about you gods that make you forget about clothes?

PyrosNine 12-18-2005 03:52 PM

Wait... Uh...Umm...
Damn you and your confuzzling duck mind powers!

Hey! We have more important things to do than think about such unimportant things like clothes.

...And it's for the ladies too.

Raiden 12-18-2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecurt
Please tell me that Raiden and Pyros weren't responsible for Manfaye. For the love of all that is righteous and good, tell me they didn't do that.

Manfaye was a mistake, if anything. While we didn't DIRECTLY cause his/her birth, Pyros was the one that introduced his/her parents to eachother, and I'm the one who got his/her father drunk the night before he/she was...consumated.

So, we didn't exactly MAKE Manfaye, but we didn't really stop it, either.

Toastburner B 12-18-2005 08:18 PM

Sorry about not logging on last night...but I must say I'm very impressed on how you guys are handling yourselves. That was some good stuff in there.

Anywho...let's continue, shall we?

GARUD 12-18-2005 08:49 PM

First off, I would like to ask, were we in there for the fight, or were we just teleported there?

Second of all, I would like to ask if you want the three hell hounds to come through the barrier of death and bring you back to life?

PyrosNine 12-18-2005 08:59 PM

I'm fairly sure he's expecting some sort of lame ass "Christmas Magic" to bring himself back from the dead.

But if he wants, I may be able to return sentience to his undead body. Because talking to death after awhile starts to get depressing.


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