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phil_ 12-18-2005 09:06 PM

Also on the undead-TB topic, do you want to RP his actions, Toastburner, or should I treat it like a Boss monster?

The Wizard Who Did It 12-18-2005 10:01 PM

A Hydra? TB, have you always hated me, or is this a new thing?

On a more important note, should I assume that the Shapeshifter finds our bodies pathetic and that it will just retain it's hydra form?

Raiden 12-19-2005 12:14 AM

1) You see what we do for you guys? You know how many times my heart collapsed while doing that stint?

2) ......Please tell me Celes agreed to this. If she hadn't.....

Well, let's just say that I'll be hiding under my bed when she finds out. She scares me. She scares me greatly.

And as the Bible of Raiden states:

"So CelesJessa did wieldeth the WoA, and witheth the weaponeth of such great and awesome powereth, she so dideth beateth the sinners of the world.

To be specific, Ecurt. After the hurting of Ecurt had commenced, she did turn her eye to Raiden, who was hidingeth undereth the bedeth of solitude. She then proceedeth to beat him witheth the WoA. And all kneweth fear in that time."

Mr. Viewtiful 12-19-2005 12:33 AM

She agreed to the whole thing, Raiden. Saw the post word for word before Ecurt put it up, so you'll be fine (I guess).

My fear of the WoA is very little, since I usually stand by and watch CJ use it on others (mostly Ecurt). To this day I've yet to be whipped by the Powers That Be (aka CelesJessa)...

Raiden 12-19-2005 01:11 AM

Well CT, since it's cold out, you can use THAT as your excuse when Mauve wonders about your...size problem.

Come on, you have no pants in the North Pole. Someone was bound to mention that eventually.

mauve 12-19-2005 01:23 AM

I was confused about whether CT was on the ground or being carried by Rhiya, so I'll edit that section of the post out if anyone wants me to. ALSO- CT, if the post stays as-is, do you want me to heal you or do you have plans?

Krylo 12-19-2005 02:07 AM

Note, Twiddy, Krylo is expecting you to be able to get out of the hallway in one of those dramatic 'explosion at his heel' scenes you see in action movies, given how quickly you move in combat.

The real me is expecting it as that you were able to run ontop of water across an ocean and to the north pole very very very quickly.

CheshireThief 12-19-2005 03:31 AM

I still am on the ground, as Rhiya dropped me (I believe!)....

And some healing would be nice.

GARUD 12-19-2005 03:55 AM

Just curious, but do we just go inside the throne room now, or does everyone just wanna go in together? Either way is fine with me.

Toastburner B 12-19-2005 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyrosNine
I'm fairly sure he's expecting some sort of lame ass "Christmas Magic" to bring himself back from the dead.

Oh, come now. I may not have the most original ideas ever, but I'm not that cliche.

Quote:

But if he wants, I may be able to return sentience to his undead body. Because talking to death after awhile starts to get depressing.
Whatever...I have a plan to bring myself back if need be.

And Death's a good talker...he's met a lot of interesting people, you know.

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil_
Also on the undead-TB topic, do you want to RP his actions, Toastburner, or should I treat it like a Boss monster?

Treat it like a boss monster. I (like to think that I) have a plan for if you guys destroy my body or not, so go to town on it, if you want.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wizard Who Did It
A Hydra? TB, have you always hated me, or is this a new thing?

On a more important note, should I assume that the Shapeshifter finds our bodies pathetic and that it will just retain it's hydra form?

It will stick to the hydra for the time being. I figured it's probably been poking around the nether realms for awhile, so it probably has a few good forms up it's sleeves.
And no, I don't hate you...but I don't have to make it easy for you, either. :p

EDIT

Fruitcake Golems

Description: Golems made from the fruitcake that gets thrown out when you find it in your cupboard five years after you threw it in there. Petrified to the point that diamond would shatter against it.

Appearance: 15 foot tall golems…made out of the old fruitcakes that no one ever eats, but gets every year. Something like this…but made out of fruitcake.

Weapons/Abilities

Axe: Fair obvious, yes?

Candied Fruit Missiles: You know those horrible tasting blobs of red and green imbedded in fruitcake? Yeah, imaging them the size of a basketball, hard as diamonds, and flying at your head a high velocity. Insert pain.

High Damage Capacity: The question has plagued mankind for ages: What is the proper way to get rid of fruitcake? Especially when it’s trying to actively kill you, instead of just trying to give you food poisoning.

Class: Boss


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