Also on the undead-TB topic, do you want to RP his actions, Toastburner, or should I treat it like a Boss monster?

A Hydra? TB, have you always hated me, or is this a new thing?

On a more important note, should I assume that the Shapeshifter finds our bodies pathetic and that it will just retain it's hydra form?

1) You see what we do for you guys? You know how many times my heart collapsed while doing that stint?

2) ......Please tell me Celes agreed to this. If she hadn't.....

Well, let's just say that I'll be hiding under my bed when she finds out. She scares me. She scares me greatly.

And as the Bible of Raiden states:

"So CelesJessa did wieldeth the WoA, and witheth the weaponeth of such great and awesome powereth, she so dideth beateth the sinners of the world.

To be specific, Ecurt. After the hurting of Ecurt had commenced, she did turn her eye to Raiden, who was hidingeth undereth the bedeth of solitude. She then proceedeth to beat him witheth the WoA. And all kneweth fear in that time."

She agreed to the whole thing, Raiden. Saw the post word for word before Ecurt put it up, so you'll be fine (I guess).

My fear of the WoA is very little, since I usually stand by and watch CJ use it on others (mostly Ecurt). To this day I've yet to be whipped by the Powers That Be (aka CelesJessa)...

Well CT, since it's cold out, you can use THAT as your excuse when Mauve wonders about your...size problem.

Come on, you have no pants in the North Pole. Someone was bound to mention that eventually.

I was confused about whether CT was on the ground or being carried by Rhiya, so I'll edit that section of the post out if anyone wants me to. ALSO- CT, if the post stays as-is, do you want me to heal you or do you have plans?

Note, Twiddy, Krylo is expecting you to be able to get out of the hallway in one of those dramatic 'explosion at his heel' scenes you see in action movies, given how quickly you move in combat.

The real me is expecting it as that you were able to run ontop of water across an ocean and to the north pole very very very quickly.

I still am on the ground, as Rhiya dropped me (I believe!)....

And some healing would be nice.

Just curious, but do we just go inside the throne room now, or does everyone just wanna go in together? Either way is fine with me.

Oh, come now. I may not have the most original ideas ever, but I'm not that cliche.

Whatever...I have a plan to bring myself back if need be.

And Death's a good talker...he's met a lot of interesting people, you know.

Treat it like a boss monster. I (like to think that I) have a plan for if you guys destroy my body or not, so go to town on it, if you want.

It will stick to the hydra for the time being. I figured it's probably been poking around the nether realms for awhile, so it probably has a few good forms up it's sleeves.
And no, I don't hate you...but I don't have to make it easy for you, either. :p

EDIT

Fruitcake Golems

Description: Golems made from the fruitcake that gets thrown out when you find it in your cupboard five years after you threw it in there. Petrified to the point that diamond would shatter against it.

Appearance: 15 foot tall golems…made out of the old fruitcakes that no one ever eats, but gets every year. Something like this…but made out of fruitcake.

Weapons/Abilities

Axe: Fair obvious, yes?

Candied Fruit Missiles: You know those horrible tasting blobs of red and green imbedded in fruitcake? Yeah, imaging them the size of a basketball, hard as diamonds, and flying at your head a high velocity. Insert pain.

High Damage Capacity: The question has plagued mankind for ages: What is the proper way to get rid of fruitcake? Especially when it’s trying to actively kill you, instead of just trying to give you food poisoning.

Class: Boss

Hmm... just in case someone pops into Fenrir, my, and TBZ's (Toastburner Zombie) battle, a few things about the anti-magic field:

●Breath weapons won't work (I didn't know that when I summoned the Beholder, but it's apparently true).
●Spells and such are a no-no. This includes even deific powers.
●Summons are dismissed, but will blink back ito place when the Beholder stops looking where they were.
●Only really, really powerful spells have a chance of dismissing the anti-magic field, and then it's only a chance.
●If the Beholder blinks (say, from having it's eye gouged out), then the anti-magic field is gone until it opens its eye again.
●Golems and other constructs, elementals, outsiders, and corporeal undead (like TBZ), still function in an antimagic area (though the antimagic area suppresses their spellcasting and their supernatural and spell-like abilities normally).

And, most importantly, the field only exists where the Beholder is looking with its big eye. Since the field is in front of him, he isn't dismissed. However, he might blink out of existance randomly if one of his eye stalks crosses his big eye's field of vision. He'll blink right back, though.

Finally, the critter can shoot magic eye beams that can disentigrate, dispel magic (which actually gets rid of magic effects, not just supresses them), petrify, and do other nasty things. However, I'm not gonna let it use them, because I'm afraid it'd hit me or Fenrir. So don't worry about those.

From now on, I'm summoning simple things...

Premonitions...for the love of all that is holy, Punctuation IS YOUR FRIEND! I know this entire line-break mess is your thing, but it makes a absolute pain to read, and that's a bad thing in an RP. Could you please type normally while RPing?

Also, could you avoid throwing omnipotent beings into the RP? That's my job ( :p ). If I thought we needed one, I'd make one.

Darth SS…that was a wee-bit godmoddy, don’t ya think? Taking out a boss in one post? I’ll let it slide because I think of a way to have it do something to you in return, but watch stuff like that, okay?

It might have been a little godmoddy...

But you guys are lucky that my guy is weakened from his big attack. THEN you would have seen godmoddy.

SS, I'm always up for a little dual-destruction, if you know what I mean.

Demon Swordsmen

Description: The bodyguards of the summoner. Skilled swordsmen with hearts so black they were bansihed to the darkest recesses of Hell. Given demonic armor and weapons.

Appearance: Light, burnt-black armor. Thin and light, but incrediable resilient. They are humanoid, but covered in armor, so all you can see are red, glowing eyes.

Weapons/Abilities

Demonic Sword: Swords forged in hellfire. When they strike, they suck the life essence out of the vicitim. Given enough time, they are capable of sucking out the entire soul.

Inhuman skills: With skills refined against demons, the swordsmen have strenght and skill greater than any human.

Class: Mid-boss

Yay! My advice for the defeat of the Rakhasa was heard!

And if you're wondering why Sub-Pyros is more elegant with the words, it's because he's Pyros's subconcious, and therefore not limited in his knowledge by Pyros's sanity, and nor is the information veiled by the filters of the concious mind.

I was actually planning on killing him like that from the beginning.

Awww....Kitty sad now... :(

Pyros will be out of commission till someone does some healin, or I feel like it.

and unfortunately, i have to leave on the 23rd, so this rp'd better finish by then, or I'm gonna knock Rhiya out, cuz i won't be online for a weeek :'(

I'm sad you won't be on for a week then...

But also glad, because toast said this is over the 24th, one way or another.

Right on, yo.

By the way, if Ecurt or Mr. V end up pulling off moves that aren't in their character sheets (such as summoning combat excalades), it's because they're taking on the guises of The Player and Thumpman (respectively), and gain the powers of said guises. I hope this won't cause too much trouble...

Well Pyros and I basically pulled a portal to Hades out of our asses, so I guess we can't say much.

Oh, and Viewtiful? You used the 'Thunder' trademark without paying fees. Expect my ninja lawyers to be at your door about.....now.

*knock knock knock*

Go check you door, Viewtiful...

*checks door*

Law ninja: We're here to collect fees on the use of the term "thunder."

Mr. V: But I used them under the guise of Thumpman, whose powers include the manipulation of music. The term in question "Thunderstruck" was a song by AC/DC, and is thus protected by the Superheroes Anonymous Act.

Law ninja: aww...
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Sorry, I couldn't resist.

By the way, what Ecurt's posting up is used with my permission, so don't go off on him for it.

The remark on Celes looking good in leather, however, wasn't. May the Almighty have mercy on my poor soul...

Oh, that reminds me...Pyros, I am going to be hired for my Plushie abilities, or do I have to blow up Law Ninjas?

Depends on whether you prefer working with no pay, or not working...EVER AGAIN! (And not in the good way!)

And pulling a vortex to hades out of your ass isn't just difficult and somewhat cheap, but it also a great pain in the ass. THE PAIN!

Well, that's what you WOULD have said, if they hadn't cut off your head the moment you opened the door. Law ninjas are like that.

And they're so cool with ULTIMATE POWER! They can flip out on you, and no one is going to say otherwise, because they're law ninjas.

...Pyros, what have you been eating anyway?

EDIT: Raiden, you forget the law on Ninja. The more they are, the more they suck. Chances are, you have millions of law ninjas at your beck and call, which means that they'll probably be killing themselves, then suing themselves for suicide.

Exactly.

Not to mention the fact that I could use piracy tactics to counter the ninjas...after all, pirates and ninjas battle to a stalemate in large numbers.

Cat owners don't let cats nip and drive.
 

Catnip laced christmassy sugar cookies. The sugar makes the mice that dance before me technicolor and wearing clog shoes!

And I'm fairly sure I just injested some of the contents under the couch. Cuz they were laughing at me. But they said they were laughing with me, and then they laughed inside me.

The end of the world depends on autoflorochlorosourides, BATMAN!

For the record Rhiya, I had intended for the gust of wind that came from the hall to have been the offensive spell, which I implied to have sent the Golems into the wall. The Plot Device, though it is to make things convenient, it isn't so simple to aim unless CT; or that's what I reasoned, anyway.

Oh. And thanks for the squid. It's exactly what I need.

I may have millions of law ninja, but I won't necessarily use them at the same time.

I'll probably send two to Viewtiful's house. They'll be really strong, and if from some off chance one dies, then that last one will be super powerful.

And these aren't just any law ninja, either. They're a Thunder God's law ninja. Which means they've been upgraded with deity-like powers of law ninjary. You ever been karmacally sued so hard that your SOUL hurts? I thought not.

My innocence cries out in pain every time I enter the 8 bit chat room. Does that count?

No problem with the squid. I'm running out of ideas though, and i don't want Rhiya to randomly conjure up some vibr-mffmfmf mmmf.

She could always conjure up Celes' Whip of Authority, which is one of the most ultimate of ultimate weapons. It gives female characters such a charsima and intimidation boost, you can whip most male characters and they won't even want to retaliate. Only works with the right costume, though.

Then again, you could also summon some Ewoks to do crazy crap...I dunno...donuts?

Doesn't work on ALL males like that, there, Mr. V. When used on CheshireThief (and possibly on Krylo) it makes them want to retaliate even MORE. Not in the violent sense... More of in the affectionate-serial-rapist-violatory sense.

Well, I wouldn't know, since I've never been hit by it.

Judging from past observations (mostly of SS and Ecurt), I figured my explanation was correct...then again, you and Krylo aren't your average dudes...

Personally, I'd ask to be strapped down and beaten some more while proclaiming to be a 'naughty naughty boy'.

Well you know, Krylo, due to the Contract and all....

We COULD arrange that...

Updated post coming up soon...about a little more than a hour, probably. I'm having a touch of writer's block, and hopefully being away for lunch will help clear it out.

It kinda slipped my mind last night, but every one knows who the Snow Miser is, right?

Oh. "Mr. Queer Ice for the straight guy?" I've seen the movie.

Advice: Toast, whenever I'm in a 'blah' mood and can't seem to write, I always watch some tv or read a book. It works best when it's a new book, not one you've already read before.

And if you don't have any new books, go buy one!

Sadly, I must admit that inspiration for Mr. Viewtiful's attack came from Dragonball Z: Budokai 3. If it's a fight that's occuring, I usually take a look at something with action, and games have a lot of that.

Also, for the record, Mr. Viewtiful does tend to beat me in fighting games, unless I do something to distract him, or rush him with speed.

I'm leaving come Friday, so I've wrapped up my character's involvement in this rp nice and quickly (cuz I hate it when people leave without notice in my rps).

Oh, and inky slipperiness is far more better than the banana skin XD

I can't decide if I'm dead or passed out. Guess it doesn't really matter much either way. He won't be better for awhile without serious help.

The final Chapter and Discussion threads are up.