Dude Chuck Norris!!
 

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason for the hole in the ozone layer. The ozone layer now knows better.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked so hard, he broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhardt.

Your personal favorites? funny stories?

I must share this.

Chuck norris was not birthed, he punched his way out of the womb and immediately grew a beard.
Chuck norris was the fourth wise man, he gave jesus the gift of beard.
Chuck Norris once got into a fight with jesus about who's beard is better, results Jesus=dead chuck norris=filming sidekicks
Since chuck norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have gone up 13,000 percent.
those are some of my favs
the rest are just too gross

Whoa, deja vu. Where was that used recently? I think it was some webcomic, but I could be wrong.

Chuck Norris eats tiger hearts every morning for strength, power, and wisdom. He eats men's hearts for sport.

Indeed.

I just came from another forum that had the exact same thing on it. :confused:

Chuck Norris is so awesome that Bruce Lee's corpse could still kick his ass with one leg tied behind its zombified back!

You know it's true suckas!

I had the same deja vu. I think this was somewhere around here awhile back. Either that or on chat 8bit/IRC.

This was in our own forum recently I believe, I just don't recall where.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Deja vu for me too... a kid at my school preaches Chuckism. Yesterday was Chuckmas, apparently.

All of the facts about Chuck Norris!


My favorites:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.