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Yes, shiney, I have seen the error of my ways and shall make up for it by staying on topic, because, deep down, I find them all pretty funny.
"The U.S. Government pays Chuck Norris not to fart in other countries, for fear that they will considered it nuclear warfare." "Chuck Norris is the one who will invent the time machine. But he got bored with it, so he used it to send a copy of the Magna Carta to the English in 1215." |
don't expect Shieney to turn the other cheek...
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"Neyo the King pissed off Chuck Norris so bad that he found a way to round house kick him to the face THROUGH THE FU--ING internet!" "Chuck Norris might not have the power to beat Mr. Rogers, but he can sure make some good chilly" "Jesus might be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can make Jesus Whine" "if the borg tried to fuse Chuck Norris, the Blood cells alone would round house kick the borgs fuses" "Chuck Norris invented the internet, and saw how much of a defalty of an error is to show to the world. So he gave it to Bill to see what would happen" "Chuck Norris... do I need to say more?" |
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I have been humbled by the Norris. |
-The original title of the Bible was "Chuck Norris and Friends."
-Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. -Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real. -Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. -Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." -Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". -Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". -Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." -Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. -A man was once stranded on the side of the road after his car ran out of gas. Chuck Norris drove by, got out, and looked the man in the eye. The man knew that everything would be fine. Then Chuck proceeded to piss into the man's gas tank and to this very day that man has never had to fill his gas tank up again. That was 14 years ago. -Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved. -Chuck Norris knows a wrong way to eat a Reeses. -On Neil Armstrong's second step on the moon, he found a note that said, "Chuck Norris was here." -The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE. *Has too many notepad files* |
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That is a lie man man.
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.......ROLFZ!!!!! ok... ok, now that is funny. Ther is paproximate of 15 DOLLARS!! I was going to bid... but I don't have the money to have the antidote for cancer at the time, hope someone here can afford that! |
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Seriously, there's a line even in the Off Topic forum. If you post five lines of "LOL", you've left the line so far behind not even Chuck Norris could see it anymore. And that's far from the only time your posts got my attention in that regard. The majority of your posts only barely tangent the actual thread topic, and that does not fly around here. Once you return, which will be in ten days, please take your own advice. |
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I have said it before and I will say it again - Chuck Norris = Bruce Lee's dumb white-boy punching bag. It is as ever it was. |
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