I second that as much as possible.
Here we go.

"Chuck Norris is such a great fighter that it took Bruce Lee 3 whole seconds to knock him out in one move."

or

"Chuck Norris roundhousekicks so fast he almost hit the area around Bruce Lee before the ruthless beating Lee gave him for almost hitting anywhere near him."
YAY Chuck Norris! He rocks!(hey it is about Chuck Norris)

Chuck Norris is the one who Killed Hitler...But he round house kicked the witnesses who saw him..that was we don't know if he killed himself or if he was killed...(sorry I am running out of ideas)

When it isn't flowing naturally, that's a sure sign to stop.

I am sorry but I have to agree with shiny this is no longer flowing any good so i'm going to stop poting now untill I can think of some mroe good ones.

I'LL be back

KBM

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7552/irony3la.png

I can't believe I've been gone for three weeks and people are still talking about Chuck Norris.

oh I love chuck, he is so ripped and sexy!
he is so freaking cute that if I would ever meet him I would just, DIE!

well, not really but you get the point.

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to have sex with a woman to give them an orgasm. He simply points at them and sayis "BOOYA!""

... oh and that is a real funny thing that happened to Mr joy kill, I laughed hard as I kept seeing the work Irony in posts.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/8226/dude6sn.png

Go away, Joykill.

Huh. You're right DFM. I went ahead and checked out the IP addresses and there's only two people who use his. Of course the last two/three numbers change (he apparently has dial up or shuts off his modem), but yes.

Anyway, both Joykill and Witmage are permabanned now.

Witmage, if you have a problem with this, e-mail me and it will be taken into consideration (just incase this happens to be some strange circumstance, which it probably isn't). My contact information will be in your ban reason.

So does that count as a report, then? Because that would kick.

More than Chuck Norris ever will.

I'd just like to point out my Bruce Campbell-isms are actually based on things he did. Which is why he's cool. But here's some more outlandish ones.

Bruce Campbell was going to be the Phantom. Then they realized that Bruce Campbell in a purple outfit would be like combining marshmellows and awesome.

Bruce Campbell can materalize a shotgun to destory evil.

Bruce Campbell always has a shot ready. Always .

Bruce Campbell managed to repeatedly trick Hercules. Then got Hercules to like him.

Bruce Campbell would have hooked up with Lucy Lawless, but has to wait for the rest of the signs of the second coming to happen first.

Bruce Campbell served time in the military. It is still considered a great injustice that he had to serve under Tom Arnold.

Bruce Campbell was voted the biggest badass by a number of voters on this website.

http://www.uvm.edu/~chmartin/fightchamps.html

And is now on his way through fighting a 100 opponents iron man match.

The Wandering God

You know, this is a Chuck Norris thread not a bruce cambell, so please quiet adding bruce cambell stuff!!!!

This is also a thread nearly two weeks old. No one cared whether it's Norris or Campbell in that time, let alone added to the thread.

So I guess I'm gonna close this one a little prematurely. Which admittedly gives me a great deal of personal satisfaction.