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Jack Chick is an ass.
ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?
1. REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A SINNER AND IN NEED OF A SAVIOR: Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:" This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin. 2. BECAUSE OF OUR SINS, WE DIE BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY, BUT GOD SENT HIS SON TO TAKE OUR PUNISHMENT AND GIVE US A CHANCE NOT TO HAVE TO GO TO HELL. Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Ro 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die. 3. IF WE WILL ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LORD WITH OUR MOUTHS AND BELIEVE IN OUR HEARTS THAT HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, BY DOING THIS WE ARE RECEIVING HIM: Ro 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Joh 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: {power: or, the right, or, privilege} (KJV) You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus and asking Him to forgive you for your sins and save you. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you. Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS? 4. If you are willing to receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior please pray this from your heart to God, "Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen." If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die. Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism. |
DAMN YOU, JACK CHICK! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU TO STAY OFF MY FORUMS!? You shall RUE this day!
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You think it's Jack Chick, Kry? But, there are no pictures, nor are there children speaking in completely unnatural ways. How can you be sure?
And was this in off-topic originally? 'Cause that's just the perfect place for evangelism... |
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Okay the place is a bit exclusive. I would make it a fifty. |
I'm a sinner? Random forum strangers know me so well.
I remember getting a lot of these at other forums - it reminds me of Jehova witnesses or those annoying Mormon Church advertisements. |
That's it. This deserves an Orgazmo quote (Matt Stone and Trey Parker Movie.). The scene is two Mormon's at an old ladies door and they tell her how they are going around telling people about the Church of Mormon.
*NOTE: This has naughty language. Very naughty language. Old Lady: "You two boys can just fuck right off. You heard me. Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul-soliciting pig fuckers. There." The Wandering God |
I blame this on sour Air Heads. The moment I set my eyes on them, I knew something was going to happen like this.
Curse you and your apple flavored goodness! |
Heaven is for people who don't know when to give up. (sorry, non-zealous devouts. I'm a jerk.)
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I'm planning to live a life of devious and remorseless sin and excess, then when it all comes crashing down I'll blackmail the pope.
I'd give me even odds. |
Now, heaven would be a DJ, spinning dub all night long
And heaven would be just kicking back with Jesus packing my bong. And if you don't believe in Jesus, then Muhammad or Buddha, too. And while the world is warring, we'll just sit back and laugh at you, singing... If I die before I wake, At least in heaven I can skate. 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack Without the man up on my back. |
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