Australia Day Lamb Commertial
 

It's Back! Sam Kekovich is ranting about lamb but now using current affairs to prove his case.
these affairs are: the Sydney race riots, Michelle Lesly/Shappelle Corby in Indonesia and the Aussies losing the Ashes Series! It's full of comparisons and examples this is a good one!
watch the 2006 full commertial here
last years commercial is here
or a funny comercial involving a man who made up an invsible friend named stuart just to eat more lamb! watch the original here or the new one here
hope ya like them talk here!

Mandrke

Oh I'm sorry to wonder in here in a thread that no one has posted on.... so to make you feel more less-lonesome I'll just post this....

YO I WHANT TO GIVE A THANKS TO MY MOM AND DAD AND THE LITTLE POEPLE WHOM HAVE SUPPORTED ME IN POSTING THIS REPLY!!!

if your going to talk about something with interrest to any one, remember this...

NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE FROM AUSTRALIA

the aim was to download/stream the videos and watch them
after that comment about that!
sorry if that was not understood

mandrke

See, I didn't get the initial post, but I didn't say anything because I thought the videos would probably make the purpose clear. Only I can't watch them on this computer.

What I still don't get is where the incentive is to make such a spammy post, Joykill. Consider yourself warned.

OH I'm SORRY FOR BEING AMERICAN ABOUT IT!

if that commercial is so CLEAR, then why is it in this forum?

it only got 1 reply, FROM ME! and you are defending a thread that has been inactive for like a week! All I know is that YOU should be on my team, not on the team of the thread that didn't matter to .001 of the whole forum!

I want an appoligy! and I'm being serious!

You, Mr. JoyKill. Settle down, please. A moderator (Meister) has already warned you about spamming in this thread. Now, not only are you spamming, but you are borderline flaming Meister. And please, please, PLEASE don't say you were being American about it. There is nothing American about bashing people because they're not from America. Maybe you should consider taking some time off from the forums. Things like what you just did aren't looked too kindly upon here.

Also, I didn't quite GET the commercial either. I'm just going to say--odd.

Now Its Heating Up, Why!?!?!
 

oh so thats what spam is... saying what you feel, my bad, I'll be a Mexican next time about it.

know you see, this thread is better... why? because I have caused a scandal between me and a moderator. this thread will now be bigger and better.

Meister, I feel that I have to appologise for getting you exited and I was just wanting to give this person that put this thread some high spirits cause he has got some replies. What can I say more... I try to be bad to get the horrible silence of loneliness of someone.

now back to that commercial...
Lamb sucks, beef is better

thank you for your undevided attention fellow NuklearPowerForumners, and mary winter to you all.

As an Australian, I have one thing to say about this public service announcement.

NOT ENOUGH LAMB.

Now, I know that our crazy slang and mutated accent shoves all you other-country buggers into a state of confusion, so I'm gonna do my best to transcript this, translating any noticable slang into "Proper" English.

START TRANSCRIPTING:
My fellow Australians, the incidents of un-Australian behaviour over the past year is enough to make me choke on my lamb chops, and it was all down to one thing: Not enough lamb.

For example, Australian models' whole day (I think that's what he's saying. He's too damn fast. o_O) in Asia would've gotten a lot less coverage if they carried a couple of lamb chops in their handbags. Lamb could've prevented the boofheads (Replace "boof" with a shortened "Richard") perpetrating violence on our beaches, it's bloody hard to bash someone with a cutlet. And we might not have lost the Ashes (not that anyone cares about cricket, of course! :D) if our cricketers picked up lamb chops, instead of mobile phones. Why on Earth did they dispatch Lyric text messages to English trollops (that's name calling, I think), when plenty of Aussie sheilas would've *B WORD?* take at their middle stump?

Yet as *SOMETHING* (this is terrible, I feel like I need subtitles to understand an accent I'm supposed to have) have spread across the land, like bird flew through a Chinese chicken coup, what were we doing about it? Bugger all. It's time to remind ourselves of what lies at the core of our national identity: A lamb chop on a barby (Barbeque, although I don't think this is really the core. It's our crazy slang).

Being Australian doesn't mean you have to call the opposition captain a wanker, even if he is! Or smother everything in tomato sauce, 'til it resembles an outpatient (?) in a casualty ward. Or pull on a pair of budgie-smugglers (It's tight swimwear for men), I'd prefer you didn't.

And you don't have to spend every Friday night on the piss (Booze) 'til your best friend looks like Elle McPherson, throw up in a cap, then trip over the garden gnome before passing out on your front lawn. In fact, to be as Australian as I am (Stereotypical), don (?) your apron - mine says "Chopgun" (Yay?) -, whack some nice juicy lambchops on the barby, invite everyone over, if you can't pronounce their name, just call them "Mate", and celebrate living in the best bloody country on Earth (Questionable. Petrol is too damn expensive).

So don't be un-Australian, serve lamb on Australia Day. You know it makes sense. I'm Sam Kekovich.
:END TRANSCRIPT

For the record, I have NO idea who this Sam Kekovich is, but I like his style. Up with Lambchop!

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6617/lambchop3qu.jpg

*too busy laughing to actually do anything*

Hi, welcome to internetland, where nationalities don't matter because it's all progressive and stuff and shit like that.

And Chicago, I've listened to it, and I've got some corrections for you! I have no fucking clue about what the models did in Asia. It sounds like holding or hole ding or something.

You might be wonder about my ability to understand it. How can I, a mere boy from the Midwest US, understand it when Chicago, a person who supposedly has the same accent as the announcment, does not? One thing... Ghetto Ebonics. When you work with people who talk with it, and listen to rap on the radio when at work (I rarely got to choose the station), it becomes a whole lot easier to understand fast talking in different accents. Gotta love East St. Louis. True story.