Life's simple pleasures
 

New razorblades.

My face is so smooth right now.

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Okay, your turn.

Having the day off tomorrow, yet not having plans!
All day to masturbate!
I can stay home and do as I please!
With fifthfiend's mother!
It's gonna be sweet.

Comfortable chairs.

Wireless controllers. Nothing beats being able to take your controller into the bathroom so you know nobody is messing with your guy XD.

well before Krylo gets here, I'll say masturbation.

ah, nothing beats a good spank.

Being able to use 'net chat without parental suspicion. Ahh, the in-jokes I will understand if only I could use Skype without my parents yelling in the background!

That, and peace and quiet.

Trying out new flavors of ice cream and finding them really tasty!

Just that made my whole day better. <3

1) Unwrapping a new game. Oh wait, I barely do that anymore since they're all files on my computer now, ahah...! But, no, really, that's why it's even more of a simple pleasure, because it's so few and far between now.

2) Mexican Gold Chips. Thank you, Tostitos.

I've had a life-long love affair with steak. It just makes everything better.

I was just about to say the same thing ABOUT YOUR MOM!!

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Ah, Your Mom jokes, the gift that keeps on giving.

I enjoy saving Tokyo from the evil Marshmellow and his army of flying pigs. And then roasting them.

Seriously though, nothing is a simpler pleasure in life than sleep. Especially when you get lots of it.