Dungeons & Dragons
 

this does belong in this section, because its under roleplaying, and it doesnt say you have to roleplay it can be about roleplaying :cool:

Anyway just wondering how many of you take part in dungeons and dragons meetings?

i do, we normally do it every couple of weeks, although i missed the last one because i was ill....sob.

in our group we have a couple of idiots who do stupid things, like:
DM: "you see a goblin carrying the remaining logan berries into a small hole in a large hollow tree, with an opening about 40 foot up"
(the logan berries were needed to cure a disease)
Idiot: "Burn down the tree"
Me: Cast's Ray of frost on the idiots torch! (i was a low level wizard).

anyway any other funny stuff happened in your meetings?

Lets see... Once we were eaten by an animated house. That was fun. And my DM has a story about how this guy killed a red dragon with an Oreo, if you wanna hear it.

go on....im intrigued

Heh.
 

I know somebody that killed an Ancient Red Dragon using the Shapeshift spell and not a damn thing else.

we did kill a balrog at level 1, although we were just messing around while someone was in the toilet, we didnt bother doing dice rolls or anything, but i managed to cut off his toe...yay

My group meets every weeks (yay me!). I have a blast. Usually nothing happens during the session thats funny (Although I did help kill a group of 15 guards that were Lawful good, and me being the Lawful Good Cleric... well you get the idea). Usually its just jokes and weird puns, for example:

DM: You approach the vast mines of the Dwarven Kingdom, you hear the screams of people coming from down inside the tunnel, as if being tortured by some unseen horror

Me: Good thing I prepared my Cure Minor Wouds spell.

Well, the party was all level 1 and had lots of gear to go dragon slaying (it was a big party, but he knew that they didn't have a chance). They got climbing gear, weapons, armor, donkies, the whole shabang. But this one guy... He got nothing but a black hooded robe and a bag of Oreos. So, they set off to the mountains with their map and go off to try and slay them a dragon for some gold and other goodies. When they get to the mountain, everyone but the Oreo guy climbs up and then they build an elevator, which the Oreo guy uses to get up along with the donkies.

Then they get to the dragon. It's FAST asleep. Completely asleep. I mean, a bomb could go off and it wouldn't wake up, that's how bad he rolled for it. So they sneak up to it and one guy goes up to pierce its head through its eye and kill it. He SOMEHOW misses and wakes up the dragon. It then burns and eats all of them, except the Oreo guy who's sitting back and watching them.

Okay, so the Oreo guy walks up to the dragon and munches on an Oreo. He has my friend roll a reaction. He rolls that the dragon is afraid of the Oreo guy. REALLY afraid of him. So, as it backs off the Oreo guy throws an Oreo at the dragon, not even hitting it, and he has my friend roll another reaction... The dragon dies of a heart attack...

So then he walks into the cave and there's a newly hatched baby dragon. He convinces it that he's its mother and he uses the baby dragon to take its real mother's treasure back to town.

lol, that dragon story is amazing

I play with a bunch of friends every week...good times. Course, the only instance I know of to compare with the Oreo tale is one in which six kobolds, a torch, and a bag of flour almost took out a 5th level adventuring party.

We used to get together on weekends, but we ended up breaking off to two different colleges, everyone else in one place and me in the other. This Thanksgiving we might get together again for a session or three.

Hard to recognize a funny thing we did. I KNOW we had them, but I can't remember anything specific.