Hey it worked for me... I stole the crown jewels and the guards pants while I was level 5

That might have just been your dm fudging in your favor. lets see... hard cold facts are always nice... A halfling gets a +4 bonus on hide checks (nice, but also applies to gnomes), a +2 bonus on Climb, Jump, and move silently (also nice, especially move silently, but is not going to help you steal somone's pants), and the +2 dexterity would come in useful. They also have the nice favored class being rogue so that it doesn't count as a multiclass.

A natural 20 explains the jewels.
But as for pants they're easy to steal but getting away with it is another matter.
Killing you DM's prized "boss" monster in 1 round with an Earthquake spel is quite enjoyable :cool:
DM:Nick you win initiative
Me:I cast earthquake!
DM: huh? Lemme see that!...hmm25% chance...saving throw DC20...Ok he should be fine!*Rolls %tile*DAMN!*Rolls D20*ok 3 plus...DAMN!-I mean...a screw it...Damn!
Me: So since I got here 2 rounds before the others the XP is all mine right?
DM:...yes...You bastard

My new favorite is when myself and my party pretty much twinked a Diabolical Fortress that my DM set up to be Uber Difficult. He put two Kytons in a room full of spiked chains. I killed them both with a cone of cold. Then when we faced a Pit Fiend and killed it in three rounds. Much fun.

It's really sad that you're not even trying, Delamar. When I said you were banned, I meant it.

Go Mash!

We actually tried playing a Lame Mage against a Hulking Hurler. The Lame Mage won, but ony because of Time Stop

I've recently started a D&D campaign. Only our DM has ever truly played before. Makes for some....interesting developments. Like this one time, we were in a house talking with an NPC because it was to dangerous to talk outside, when a party member of mine, spots a shadowy guy hiding in the corner. You want to know what he did? He asks the NPC we've been talking to, "Hey, who's that over in the corner?" Which was answered by a crossbow bolt promptly sticking through our NPC as he was about to explain a major plot event.

Like I said, interesting times...

Or, he may be a genious who predicted that. I like to throw the PC's for a loop in my campaign. Since my players paroose this sight and know me by screen-name, I won't give any details, but suffice to say that it is damn complicated, and any time they think they have the entire picture, they don't.

Once my friend was in this campaign where he changed a gargantuan creature into a small iguana and called it Herb. He carried it with him, until his party came into a small cave filled with demons. He threw Herb in and cast dispell magic. Herb crushed the demons and the rest of the party.

Once my mom played a ranger that knitted socks for the rest of the party. When a Mind Flayer came in with some zombies and caused some commotion by chasing an elf, my mom's character got angry and said "You made me drop a stich!"