riddles
 

Would anyone like to hear some riddles? If so read on if not go ahead and leave.

Q: What is it that a dog does lifting a leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down?

Q: what is it that belongs to you, but others use more then you?

Q: what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, and has a bed but never sleeps?

Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

Q: I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, and I brought it home because I could not find it.

Q: Why did the gryphon cross the rode?

Q: What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, and never in a year?

Q: What drum beats untouched, but halts when touched?

Q: Why can’t a centaur dance?

Q: Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die.

Q: what goes through an apple, it points out the way, it fits in a bow, then a target, to stay.

Q: There’s something in my pocket, but there’s nothing in my pocket. What’s in my pocket?

Q: The more you take the more you leave behind.

if you want to answer list your answers in order of the questions and if you want the answers mail me

A: A dog lifting his leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down, duh...

A: Something you loan out a lot

A: A guy who likes to run all the time, never talks, and has taken to much DayQuil to go to sleep

A: A dog who walks normally in the morning, begs for treats during the day, then got a leg cut of at night.

A: A bug that you caught, then jumped out of your hands, then jumped on your back and you never noticed.

A: Cause he wanted to or had to

A: Something

A: A self beating drum that is set to stop when touched.

A: Because they don't exist

A: Someone allergic to water.

A: That arrow the guy shot as his kid's head, but missed and hit an apple.

A: Air

A: Eating, your waste deposits

BOOYA

well...... when i expected or wait better word hoped people to answer. 1 I hoped that they would be serious (never happens when i talk to people) 2 expected people not to say phrases liek yo mamma cause the rules aask you not to

You can't say Yo Momma? Eh...

And I gave answers that work, who cares if they are supposed to be the 'real' answers

A: If ya don't know this then I pity you.

A:...Dunno.

A: A river.

A:...What kind of a question is this???

A:...

A:What is a gryphon?!?

A:The letter 'M'.

A:...

A:...

A:A fire.

A:Ummm...An arrow?

A:...

A: Footsteps.

its a riddle :P its suppose to be confusing thats what kinda questions it is.

oh and ryu you dont have to answer the riddles i just ask if you will but i knew someone would post sarcastic answers of the sorts

Q: I know, but apparently I don't

Q:Your time.

Q: A river fool.

Q: It's MAN you illiterate fools! You crawl as a child, walk on two legs as a man, then use a cane in old age.

Q: Dunno.

Q:Cuz it's a Gryphon dammit.

Q:M!!!!!!!!

Q:Your heart.

Q: Good question.

Q:FIRE!!!!

Q: An arrow.

Q: a hole!

Q: Footsteps.

Q: Go to the bathroom...

Q: Unsure...

Q: A river

Q: A man - First, a baby, then adult, then a man with a cane... Thank god for Shadowgate. :D

Q: Dont know...

Q: To get to the other side?

Q: The letter M...

Q: A heart...

Q: He has 2 left feet? Nay, I say!

Q: A fire?

Q: An arrow...

Q: A hole.

Q: Footsteps...

Q: What is it that a dog does lifting a leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down?
A: Public urination.

Q: what is it that belongs to you, but others use more then you?
A: My CD player.

Q: what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A: River.

Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
A: Human being.

Q: I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, and I brought it home because I could not find it.
A: Poison ivy.

Q: Why did the gryphon cross the rode?
A: MZ jacked his Ubercar.

Q: What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, and never in a year?
A: Letter M.

Q: What drum beats untouched, but halts when touched?
A: Eardrum.

Q: Why can’t a centaur dance?
A: Two left feet.

Q: Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die.
A: Fire.

Q: what goes through an apple, it points out the way, it fits in a bow, then a target, to stay.
A: Arrow.

Q: There’s something in my pocket, but there’s nothing in my pocket. What’s in my pocket?
A: Air.

Q: The more you take the more you leave behind.
A: Footsteps.

ok whatever all the questions have been answered correctly except oh wait make that 4 which are

Q: What is it that a dog does lifting a leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down?

Q: What is it that belongs to you, but others use more then you?

Q: I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, and I brought it home because I could not find it.

Q: Why did the gryhpon cross the road?