11 steps to superiority
 

I read a blog entry from one of my friends and it went something like this, "Can somebody teach me how to become full of myself?"

Hell I've been called full of myself/Ego-maniac/you name it. So I got to thinking...Maybe I can help out the plebeian masses to someday uplift themselves. The lofty heights of superiority are lonely heights. BUT without further delay.

HOW TO BECOME A SUPERIORUS SAPIENS

1. Convince yourself that you are vastly superior to the bipedal meatsacks that wander around you.
2. When somebody talks to you have a look on your face that says, "Are you mooing at me?!"
3. Incorporate a slight strut into your walk that says, "Who the hell are you?"
4. When you are truly convinced about step 1, people are inferior to you. They just need to realize that.
5. Your DNA is superior. Never forget this.
6. Their DNA is inferior. Never let them forget this.
7. Any joke you make is funny. If they don't laugh its not because the joke was a flop. It is because they are stupid.
8. People are stupid. Remember this. This is the ultimate weapon in your arsenal, use it wisely.
9. If people call you an egomaniac it is because they wish to be like you but can't.
10. Pat yourself on the back for making it this far. In fact, pat yourself on the back for anything that you do. Why? You don't need a reason why, you are superior.
11. 11. Use eccentric words where the situation deems you as the superior ones. Normies, meats, plebeians, pedestrian masses, unwashed masses, Sheep etc. to let them know not only that you are superior..but your vocabulary is superior as well.

Learn these well and people will notice how much more awesome you are compared to them.

Pfft. You forgot to add, "Read this list and scoff as you can come up with better."
Oooh! I got you now!
HOW could you forget that?

I'd like to see you do better!

I can do better. A one step list to superiority.

1. Be Krylo.

I don't need to show you that I'm superior. You should just know. I'm also Krylo.

Also, you can point out flaws in other people's lists. Like pointing out that on the numbered list in the first post, "11." is shown twice.

Pfft. I'm superior because I saw someone that looks exactly like phil_ in real life, and he looked almost exactly like me except he was wearing a BLUE scarf instead of a green one, and he was taller, and had longer hair, and was skinnier. Besides that, we looked the same.

[ Edit: There's a difference between "crazy" and "eccentric". The money you make. I'm obviously crazy because I thought I owned a red scarf instead of green. ]

[ Edit: ... 11. 11. ]

[ Edit: HAH!! That's awesome!! "krylo" vs. "Krylo"!! ]

Shouldn't "Krylo" start with a lower case letter?

Mere capitalizations are beneath my worry.

Especially considering it's capitalized half the places I go and lowercase the other half.

My title says it all: Grandmaster. Don't forget it.

'nuff said.

Things to do list:

1. Become better than Krylo. (If this unachievable, kill said floating skull)

2: Eat more tacos.