Is Theif...ya know...
 

Gay? Not to be offending, it's just that he DOSE seem kind of 'that way', what with him being an Elf and a Prince and all. That and the fact he's never taken notice of ANY female, nor even acknowledged females before, at all. Even Drizzle(SP?) commented on Evil Princess Sara...

That, and he turned RM into a cross dresser. So seriously, is Theif gay? Cause if so...is RM gay too?

Only if it helps the comic in some way, shape, or form.

I don't know, but they surely are a great idea for fanarts. XD

Maybe he's just cold-hearted and perverted in his own little secret way. o.O'

I suppose he's got centuries upon centuries to think about romance. Right now the most improtant thing is to become as rich and possessionful as elfily possible.

Anyway, he could just steal some elf-girl's heart any day if he wanted.

I think that Thief is more the kind of guy that is fond to the sadomasochism, hence he is not insensible to the pain of his servants... fellows LW, but secretly is enjoying their pain and as the Marquis de Sade, enjoys to play mind games with the mind of his fellows, hence the play with the RM crossdressing.

RM is just nuts, is so lost with the Mix/Max, that some part of his mind got lost with Thief plots.

I don't know...I think there's more to it then that. I mean, RM himself has stated that women don't like him. He's shown a dislike for females, also. Leads me to belive certain things...

Thief has yet to comment on any females as of yet because all the female characters introduced this far have been non-elves. He is an elf of the snootiest, most racist kind, and thus would never be attracted to lower life forms.

As for RM, I invoke the Bugs Bunny argument, in that Bugs cross-dressed all the time but was never really given to any homosexual tendancies.

Yet again, Drizzle, who's an even PROUDER Elf, commented on EPS, and asked her to 'join' him, to be his queen. WIth her good looks and his smarts, or something like that. So, this only hurts Thief's case.

And Bugs dose this to fool people. RM dose it because he WANTS to.

I always thought it was because he thinks that human females are inferior and for that reason never shows interest. The only time we actually see an elf girl is here, here and here, and that was just an excuse for a Star Trek joke. Plus at the time he couldn't let anyone know he was a man!

Edit- those last three posts came up while I was searching for those comics and typing this out, however I must say I have at least proven that we HAVE seen a female elf.

Well, Dungeons and Dragons rules say that all elves are bisexual, you know...

Thief IS a prince, he may already be betrothed to some elf woman he's never met.