Thief and RM
 

Although i'm not one to complain...
*breaks everything in room* First my computer restarts for no reason, THEN I get a phone call from my friends (stood on a needle on the way), and when I come back I realise I saved over the background I was going to use (hence the blue background) then while saving a backup I saved in GIF form ruining the colours (recolouring Thiefs naked body gave me no pleasure at all) Finally, while I was doing my <3's my dog got trod on, so I just figured I would end it there...

So without further ado, (as im not continuing to fix it anymore) here is the thing that cost me blood sweat and tears:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...hiefinlove.jpg

And to the original maker of the Thief (naked) and Debora sprites, Thank you and im sorry for desecrating them... IVE BEEN PUNISHED ENOUGH *points to needle in foot*

Ah finally a use for the Book of Erotic fantasy beyond creating really creepy villians. :D

Disclaimer: The BoEF is Open Gaming Licence and as such, is not recognised by Wizards of the Coast. Even if it was, this is Brian's own comic and, as such, he is not required to use any rules contained in any D&D books, whether they be RAW, Supplements or any variation thereof.

Phew, nobody ask why I used a naked Thief... I dont think anybody, including me, wants to think about why he is naked...

As it has been brought up, DnD lore states that Elves are bisexual by nature, and since that is the normal, the argument isnt proving that he is bisexual, its proving that he isnt!

Hmm....anybody ELSE notice what I did there....?

I noticed, but I said its the normal, I didnt say 'hes bisexual because everybody else is'
Its like our world, you dont prove somebody is straight, as that is the normal, and its an assumption that they are straight (talking about a closet case, or somebody you have only hints about (like Thief), you have to find out whether they are gay or not... with elves, its natural to think they are bisexual if they act the same way most elves do, you have to find out whether they are not 'the normal' (not trying to say its abnormal to like the same sex, just using the term 'the normal'

*after reading* ... wait... most of my friends and I are in the same category as elf?
 

Thief isn't normal though. Although he is an elven prince...... and Brian's not going to be all "DnD rules my life!!!" with Thief. That's RM's job.

Oh god stop making me think of terms used in physics
I'm not saying Thief has attraction to men because all other elves do, im saying most other elves have attraction to men in DnD lore...
Brian does work outside DnD, thats true, but he also works inside it, so basically in a nutshell im the guy screaming "Prove he ISNT bisexual" but I have an adequate reason for this request

Skit: Thank you very much.

You do know that Thief could have been screwing with both RM and BM by saying that RM is a cross-dresser becuase he's been screwing with him? He may be lying.

As much sense as I would like to pretend I made of that... It just hurts my brain too much... like that conversation Fighter had with Drizz'l... *clutches brain in agony*

Besides, didnt you see the photo evidence? What could provide more proof then a badly done one panel picture, drawn in MS paint by a 2 day old fan, in 20 or so minutes?
WHAT I ASK YOU?