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Soldiers of Light Omake Thread
Omake...it's entertaining. It's fun. Post some in here when you think something up.
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BURN!! Full version at:
http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpo...2&postcount=13 Quote:
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It was time.
Finally, after a thousand years of his absence, Talkatz would return to unleash his reign of terror upon the Earth once more. However, in the coming days of darkness despair there would be one light to banish the shadows, one hope to for the future of the world. A young man shall rise as a hero. A legendary sword shall return to guide him. The savior shall wield his blade against all evil, sacrificing even himself to save us all, or so the prophecies say... "Damn it Kurama, I warned you not to eat that burrito from the taco truck! We're going to be late for the start of the RP! What am I supposed to tell Takin?" "Hey, they're not even supposed exist in feudal Japan! How was I supposed to know they'd give me diarrhea?!" |
I did this in the last one:
Kurama: Prepare to feel the wrath of, RAIGEKI *holds out Yu-Gi-Oh card* Talkaz: Not that I'm complaining, but...isn't it supposed to be Raigaki, the legendary sword? Not some stupid playing card. Kurama: No, this seems about right. Garud: Look at all the pretty colours! Pyros: Woah, man. I think you should lay off the er... *Picks up bag of drugs* Pyros: co-caine? Why do you do it? Garud: God, I'm 10 000 years old. Dont you think I get bored? Sanjuro: I SHALL WIN MY FAIR LADY'S HEART FOR I AM THE GREAT...ghk. *Gets throat sliced by Raikotsu* Koyuki: Either you killed him, or sliced his noise maker. Whichever it is, I'm happy. Despite it making fun of me, this was pretty funny: Quote:
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Garud: Also, Tama said sorry as he looked over his dead friends. That proves I'm old and destined!
Kuruma: Yeah, that'd be really nice and peachy and all, IF I hadn't read it in the first post. IHMN: My character is 7 and he could tell you just as much of the past. Garud: Buh-Buh, I know other stuff too! Like...uhm...I know how Tama's first son was conceived! Kuruma: ... Garud: It was wheelbarrow style! And then he conceived HIS son after a Bucking Bronco. And then his son pulled out too late in the attic of a sake shop. Kuruma: "Ah...I...wha..." Garud: And your grandfather was a fan of the backdoor but he got too drunk one night and entered in properly and- Kuruma: STOP STOP, for GOD IN TAINT'S SAKE STOP! WHY is the only things you know about my family concerning sex? Garud: Well what else was I supposed to watch over for 10 000 years, HUH, ANSWER THAT! It's not my fault you're descended form a long line of sexual deviants, I was just there for the ride. |
Tsubasa: "Hey, Koyuki?"
Koyuki: "Yeah?" Tsubasa: "Y'ever wonder what a perverted demon like Raikotsu dreams about in his sleep?" Koyuki: "Why do you have to go down this trail of thought every single night?" Tsubasa: "Sorry. But seriously, for a guy who causes gusts every now and again just to see some T&A, he's gotta have some pretty wacky dreams." Raikotsu's Dream Raikotsu: (singing) "Down at a Japanese fair, One evening I was there, When I heard a ninja girl shouting Underneath the flair:" Tsubasa: (singing) "Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch 'o' coconuts." Shizuka: (singing) "There they are a-standin' in a row." Kirie: (singing) "Big ones." Mika: (singing) "Small ones" Chizuru: (singing) "Some as big as yer 'ead!" Raikotsu: (singing) "Give 'em a twist, a flick 'o' the wrist, That's what the ninja girl said." Yuna: (singing) "Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch 'o' coconuts." Sanaka: (singing) "Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich." ["Whatever the fuck that means."] Rio: (singing) "There stands me wife, the idol of me life, Singin'-" Kiyomi: (singing) "Roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!" Raikotsu: "Hells, yeah..." |
I just felt this conversation was worthy
Vance: Ah! I'm missing my entire torso because that monk guy just blew it up with his fists. No matter *HALO shield noise* Drak: Dude, wasn't your torso, like, gone!? Vance: I got better. Drak: So how do you...*cuts off Vance's ear* Vance: AAGH! [bleepity bleeper] *regrows* Drak: Hm. Didn't get anything. *cuts Vance's arm off* Vance: AAAAAH! WHAT THE [bleep] IS THE [bleeping] MATTER WITH YOU!? *regenerates* Drak: Okay, I gotta' watch really closely this time. *cuts Vance's legs off* Vance: [bleepity bleeper bleep bleep bleeping bleeperbleeb bleeeeeeb] Kurama: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? Drak: Hush, I learn by osmosis. Kurama: What the [bleep]? Drak: I learn by seeing shit. By example, I know how you [bleep] and that was TOTALLY not my fault. But I can't see to learn Vancey here... Kurama: YOU'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES! Takin: Well there's your problem. Garud: Of course, with my 10 000 years of experience, I picked up on this but decided to wait and see if you DARN YOUNGINS picked up the doggone *mumbles like an old man* Drak: Righto. *cuts off Vance's torso. Yes, he can do that* Vance: [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] |
Pyros pops Drak upside the head with the flat side of his sword.
"Don't suppose you saw that, huh? But I'm sure you learned it quite well huh? Geeze! You brutish apes! This is no way to act in front of a lady!" Pyros points to Seran. Seran: I"M ALL ALONE, OTHER THAN THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AND MY OWN SELF LOATHING! Garud: Damn whippersnappers and their moody emo hippity hop! Tayummi: <I think I'll stay sitting down. These so called soldiers of light are crazy, and I forgot to put back on my underwear before running on this Airship...Maybe I can to a bathroom before someone notices...> Raikotsu: Hey baby, I can't help but notice you're wearing my favorite type of clothing: Crotchless panties! Tayuumi: What the hell are you doing here! You're a bad guy! Raikotsu: Hey, I go where the nudity leads me. Want the Airball special? Takin: So...I'm an old guy who built an airship, and you're? Taken: A heartless prodigy. Kurama: *takes swig of wine* So I says, I says to da demon, I says to him: YO! Kazunori: YOooooo! *hic* |
Somewhere within the liquid plasmus that is the little girl known as Chi floats a tiny scrap of paper, for a deeper look into the mind of a depraved blood demon, lets take a look at that note shall we.
Creepy Things to do: (/) Kill indescriminantly (/) Hire Sanjuro for Evil ( ) Kill the Genkai ( ) End millenia long isolation by piecing together Talkatz once more (/) Do something Cast nice for someone else Anbu Just because you can. ( ) Bake cookies for Koyuki (Possibly chocolate or human flesh whichever is more abundant.) (/) Finally finish that knitting that sweater. |
Tsubasa: Oh my god, Kirie, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those demon's girlfriends. Who understands those demons?
Kirie: They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean her butt. It's just so big. I can't believe it's so round. Tsubasa: It's just out there. I mean, it's gross. Look, she's just so black. Raikotsu: I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung. Wanna pull up front 'cuz you notice that butt was stuffed deep in the kimono she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'. Oh, baby I wanna get with ya, and take your picture. My homeboys tried to warn me, but with that butt you got makes me so horny. Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin. You say you wanna get in my Benz. Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average goodie. I've seen them dancin'. The hell with romancin'. She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette. I'm tired of magazines saying flat butts are the thing. Take the average demon and ask him that she gotta pack much back, so... Fellas! Anbu, Chi, and (half-heartedly) Kirakiri: Yeah! Raikotsu: Fellas! Anbu, Chi, and (still half-heartedly) Kirakiri: Yeah! Raikotsu: Has your girlfriend got the butt!? Anbu, Chi, and (with a sigh) Kirakiri: HELL YEAH! Raikotsu: Well shake it! Anbu and Chi: Shake it! Raikotsu: Shake it! Anbu and Chi: Shake it! Raikotsu: Shake it! Anbu and Chi: Shake it! Raikotsu: Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back. Kurama: Tokyo face with Nagasaki booty! Raikotsu: I like'em round and big, and when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself. I'm actin like an animal, now here's my scandal: I wanna get you home, and ugh, double ugh, ugh. I ain't talkin' bout Playboy, Cuz silicone parts were made for toys. I wannem real thick and juicy. So find that juicy double. Raikotsu's in trouble, beggin' for a piece of that bubble. So I'm lookin' at demon bitches, watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes. You can have them bimbos. I'll keep my women like Flo Jo. A word to the thick soul sistas: I wanna get with ya. I won't cus or hit ya. But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna... Moriko, Seran, and Vulture: *sex sounds* Raikotsu: Til the break of dawn. Baby, I got it goin on. A lot of pimps won't like this song, 'cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it, but I'd rather stay and play. Cuz I'm long and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the friction on. So ladies. Moriko, Seran, and Vulture: Yeah! Raikotsu: Ladies! Moriko, Seran, and Vulture: Yeah! Raikotsu: If you wanna role in my Nimbus Moriko, Seran, and Vulture: Yeah! Raikotsu: Then turn around, stick it out, even humans got to shout: baby got back! Kurama: Tokyo face with Nagasaki booty! Raikotsu: Yeah, baby. When it comes to females, Kurama ain't got nothin to do with my selection: 36-24-36. Only if she's 5'3". So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda, but Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda. My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon. You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt. Some brothers wanna play that hard role , and tell you that the butt need to go. So they toss it and leave it, and I pull up quick to retrieve it. So Kurama says you're fat, well I ain't down with that. 'Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin', and I'm thinkin' bout stickin'. To the beanpole dames in the magazines. You ain't it Miss Thang. Give me a sista I can't resist her. Red beans and rice didn't miss her. Some knucklehead tried to dis, 'cuz his girls were on my list, he had game but he chose to hit 'em, and I pulled up quick to get with 'em. So ladies if the butt is round, and you wanna triple X throw down, dial 1-900-Raikotsu and kick them nasty thoughts. Baby got back |
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