Why you're awesome
 

I'm awesome because i have an eye that is two differant colors. I'm awesome because i can drink a 12 pack and not get drunk. I'm awesome because i can often get things for about half of what they actually cost.

What makes you awesome?

I'm awesome because I don't enter into self-congratulatory ego-boosting circle jerks.

...Hey, wait a minute...

Damn. Now I'm just not awesome at all.

http://www.mayer-johnson.com/Product...e-face-sad.jpg

Im awesome because I cry of lonelyness every single night

I'm awesome because I am CheshireThief. Cheshire. Fucking. Thief.

Oh, that's easy. I'm awesome because... um...
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Wait...
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Hang on, I got this one...
...um...
Oh, screw it. Shoot me now.

I'm awesome because I'm l33t.

Oh...

I'm awesome because I have a comprehensive plan for world conquest.

I'm also awesome because I made it without being totally insane (going ahead and implementing it, on the other hand...)

I'm awsome because I overanalize everything.

Also, I love vs topics. Inteligent ones, mind you.

I'm awesome because I somehow managed to get a vote in the "Epic Battles" thread, and also because I made this:

http://www.geocities.com/spaztronaut...y_roadtrip.jpg