I don't know what you're talking about, ma'am. Clearly I was misquoted.

And it was meant in good fun, not as a nitpick.

And I still think "analize" sounds funnier. Hee he! Anal.

I'm awesome because my username describes me as being Mauve, a shade of dusky greyish pink, yet my sprite is clearly wearing fuschia. Only a truly awesome person could pull that off without clashing with herself.

I'm awesome because I'm not sure that mauve is a grey-pink, yet I'm confident enough to pretend that I am.

I'm awesome because I've been here less than a year, and already people regard me as the goddess of death.

I'm awesome because... I'm still alive. If I wasn't awesome, the lesser awesome people would have surely killed me by now.

Misquoted.....riiiiight. :P

Yea, I realize you weren't being mean now. Sorry. My meanness meter has been on the frits lately. My repair man refuses to fix it for some reason. He just stands there, looking all scared and frightened like a deer caught in the headlights or something, then babbles incoherently.

Then, after I step into the store, I tell him what I need and he falls over.

THAT'S how awsome I am. :P

I am awesome because simply posting in this thread makes it awesome. To an extent. Not as awesome as me, but my radiated awesomeness made it more awesome than it was.

I am awesome because no matter how many people I get mad at me... no matter how many flame wars I start... no matter how many times I prove people wrong... they can't tell when I rejoin under a different name.

Salut!

I'm awesome because I can tell.

Eep.

I'm not awesome. :thief:

You are awesome because I talk to you on the telephone sometimes.
Phone sex is awesome when you're hearing the voice of Thief!
We talk about stuff and things, but mostly stuff.

i'm not awsome becuz i no how 2 spell correctly.

Also, I'm not awesome because I haven't seen too much of Chuck Norris that
I'm sick of him. Beacuse I'm not sick of him.
Chuck Norris is awesome because Trix are for Chuck Norris.

Furthermore, I'm not unable to not be the opposite of un-awesome because I read what Bear said and understood it completely as I read it.

Finally, I'm not awesome because of any reason.