I'm awesome because everyone likes my thread.
:D:D

Fools! you are all awesome through your affiliation with me! that and only that determines your awesomenity.

I'm awesome because of Gnar!


...I don't know, it's a random word >_>

I'm awesome... because I'm "the King".

Not "a King", "the King".

I'm not awesome because that doesn't mean I'm Elvis.

Neyo, that reminds me...

I'm awesome because not only have I killed "a snake" in EverQuest, I've killed "the snake." I was in North Qeynos. I killed THE SNAKE.

Im the king. :P

I'm awesome because I have caught all 6,793 nuclear missiles and trained them to be my loyal lapdogs and scare my neighbors into thinking they're giant phalluses.

I'm awesome because I know opposite day cannot exist, EVER.

I'm awesome because I feel the need to ask Why? Why do I feel the need to ask Why? Why, don't we all feel the need to ask Why? If we did not need to ask Why we would all know too much and be forced to ask How come.

I'm awesome because I could whip your ass in both an intelligent debate and a fistfight. I also had the balls to quit WoW.