I'm awesome because I have lit a bonfire with a flaming arrow. And also because I have smited The Ants of the world with fiery death.

I'm awesome because you love me.

...you are the wind beneath my wings...

also, I travelled around the world before I could buy a Heineken in the States.

legally that is.

Plus about a million other reasons that mostly involve drunken escapades around the globe. Suffice it to say that I'm at least a little more awesome than you and most likely a whole lot more than that.

also, I'm modest.

I'm awesome because I beat Fable: the lost chapters in 4 hours, without modding.

...Seriously, anyone want a copy of THAT gamesave? hehe.

I'm awesome because my avatar is Galvatron with bling-bling.

And I wrote a book at age 18. Beat that, fuckers!

I'm awesome because I'll be acquiring my PHD very shortly, but instead of pursuing teaching at the collegiate level like I've intended for quite some time now, I'm going to totally ignore it and start my own business.

I'm not awesome. Just lost. :-(