"INNA NERTS!"

beware. Black Mage now has Hadoken and the ability to use Exploding Nut Kicks.

...Black Mage is now Chuck Norris.

now im going to go over here and laugh my arse off for the next 100 years at the poor monster's demise.

Are we sue he even used "inna nerts" aka goblin punch on the green thing? I just kinda assumed that bm was so pissed of at being hit "inna nerts" that he used some sort of explosive fireball of death on the enemy... I could be wrong...

Heh, I was waiting for BM to miss and fall on his back Peanuts-style. The monster seemed to go in the opposite direction that BM kicked it, though.

No, he kicked the monster so hard that it catapulted over his back.

Well, one usually wishes they kicked some one "Inna Nerts" once they have themselves been nert kicked. So I'm sure BM wanted to return the favor.

That, and the fact he was running right at the creature.

And the fact he now has a new attack to use.

So, the question now is, what's next for BM's Blue Magic? Will GP be the only tech he learns, or will he gain something even more useless? Only time, and Brian, will tell.

Goblin "Punch" didn't seem all that useless. The monster's defeated, and the Lite Warriors won their fourth (fifth? sixth? I lost count) random battle.

And if G"P" can punt a monster that size that far imagine what it could do to Fighter, even if his armor prevents most of the actual nut-cracking.

Well, I doubt it'll work on Fighter. Fighter has shown himself to be nigh-immune to virtually everything Black Mage (or anyone else for that matter) has thrown at him. He can be hurt, yes, but he will never die and can never be gotten rid of permanently. If history has taught us anything, fighter will survive everything, even point-blank thermonuclear detonations. He's done it before, after all. Came out unscathed, even.

This post of mine has my hypothesis about that, including supporting links.

Don't forget to read the rest of the post...

*ahem*

*bows before a standing ovation*

Thank you, thank you!

I think I laughed the most at Fighter in that one with the "dozen times" line and the other 2 lighte warriors backing away from him.

Plus having a nuklear explosion going off with the center being your nuts must really hurt if you have enough HP to survive it at the least. I doubt theres any remains of that monster even left after that to fall into some land and ruin some ones day (like those vegetariens!) and it wouldn't be inion kid of all people, cos most of the bad stuff that happened to him BM had more suffering in his intentions, in this he just wanted revenge on the monster for kicking him where it counts.

INNA NERTS!

That was awesome, and I have an explanation for why there was a seeming atomic explosion which will settle the arguments(probably not).

It wasn't an atomic explosion resulting from a fission reaction, it was a fusion reaction, but not a molecular fusion reaction like we know.

It was a TESTICULAR FUSION reaction, BM's "goblin punch" hit the "whatever the hell that monster was"'s testicles hard enough to cause HOT TESTICULAR FUSION(as opposed to cold testicular fusion which involves a lot of beer, an icy cold lamp post, your nuts and a very embarassing explanation to the paramedics:sweatdrop ) resulting in a release of excess scrotons causing a chain reaction and the explosion.

HOT TESTICULAR FUSION (because it's fun to type)