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Vaij 03-13-2006 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by greed
It was a TESTICULAR FUSION reaction, BM's "goblin punch" hit the "whatever the hell that monster was"'s testicles hard enough to cause HOT TESTICULAR FUSION(as opposed to cold testicular fusion which involves a lot of beer, an icy cold lamp post, your nuts and a very embarassing explanation to the paramedics:sweatdrop ) resulting in a release of excess scrotons causing a chain reaction and the explosion.

HOT TESTICULAR FUSION (because it's fun to type)

...Maybe. Yes, yes, possibly.

Anyway, I have a feeling that Onion Kid is going to be traumatized again when that monster lands...

Bells 03-13-2006 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by greed
INNA NERTS!

That was awesome, and I have an explanation for why there was a seeming atomic explosion which will settle the arguments(probably not).

It wasn't an atomic explosion resulting from a fission reaction, it was a fusion reaction, but not a molecular fusion reaction like we know.

It was a TESTICULAR FUSION reaction, BM's "goblin punch" hit the "whatever the hell that monster was"'s testicles hard enough to cause HOT TESTICULAR FUSION(as opposed to cold testicular fusion which involves a lot of beer, an icy cold lamp post, your nuts and a very embarassing explanation to the paramedics:sweatdrop ) resulting in a release of excess scrotons causing a chain reaction and the explosion.

HOT TESTICULAR FUSION (because it's fun to type)

Or maybe its just a Nuclear Explosion Sprite that was post there to take the place of the words "THAT'S'GOTTA HURT!"...

...im a jerk...

Dasanudas 03-13-2006 12:43 PM

Best used on other particles like morons and peons
 
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Originally Posted by greed
...resulting in a release of excess scrotons causing a chain reaction and the explosion.

Scrotons = the best particles to kick an atom in so as to cause nuclear explosions.

So my second question that surprisingly hasn't come up - this kick seemed massive, and while it might be that it's simply deals random damage or in some other way will never be as powerful again - I've seen nothing that would have us assume that BM can't use this multiple times in a day. Isn't anyone else interested in the implications of BM having a very powerful blue magic spell that can be used repeatedly? I'm just imagining their next run-in with a fiend:

INNA NERTS! *wham*
INNA NERTS! *wham*
INNA NERTS!INNA NERTS!INNA NERTS! *wham wham WHAM!!*

Meister 03-13-2006 12:48 PM

I think the next fiend is Kraken, which could make targetting difficult among all the tentacles. Maybe he finds "one of... those" among them.

Vaij 03-13-2006 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Meister
I think the next fiend is Kraken, which could make targetting difficult among all the tentacles. Maybe he finds "one of... those" among them.

Heh, maybe he will find one, like BB almost did...By the way, the whole 'Is Black Belt gay?' thing from the 100s was funny as hell.

Bells 03-13-2006 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dasanudas

INNA NERTS! *wham*
INNA NERTS! *wham*
INNA NERTS!INNA NERTS!INNA NERTS! *wham wham WHAM!!*

Wham? Since when does George Michael play a part on 8BT culture?

*dies*

Mondt 03-13-2006 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Vaij
...Maybe. Yes, yes, possibly.

Anyway, I have a feeling that Onion Kid is going to be traumatized again when that monster lands...

That's WAY too obvious. If this does affect Onion Kid, then it should happen from a chain reaction, result of Black Mage kicking the monster.


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