Gah! It's terrible having Pyros as a boss! He makes you work holidays, docks your pay for the stupidest reasons, and the uniform he makes you wear is absolutely horrid! I mean, sure it was cute at first, but do you know how hard it is trying to control a legion of his fiery soldiers while dressed as a Menchi! There's always something trying to eat you, and there's no way to escape because he glued your feet to the ground because he thought it would be funny so try as your little legs might you're doomed to be [Censored: Oh the Pyrosanity!]!

And don't get me started on the tentacles.

That said, I'm sure there would be absolutely no drawbacks at all to being Pyros' avatar. None at all.

Ahh yes but you are forgetting Rhiya's "feather tentacles",which apparently have bones in them. I nominate Fenris for Avatarhoodshipment. You second it SECOND IT!!!!

Aw, being sick sucks! Hope you feel better soon, Incendius.

Oh, cry me a river why don't you? At least I don't make you sing his song while I translate it into horrible Japanese. Now get back to the factory and make with the cute licensed Me's! And if I hear of another revolution of the plushies, I'll dock your wages...more!

Also, because I found a link to accurately describe my beloved sundrop to you non North Carolinians, I'm putting it here. It's truly integral to my character. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundrop

Yeah, Sun Drop can be pretty refreshing. As far as the locally brewed sodas are concerned, I'd say it's at least better than Cheerwine. Question: where in NC are you from?

Also, yeah, I'm not terribly interested in becoming the Avatar for anyone but me. Fenris can have it, though the power up I have in mind for him comes with bright, shiny, candy-like red buttons that fire all sorts of goodies.... or something. That, or maybe just a big mecha suit that enhances his strength. Or I could put his brain in a robohobo! Dude!!

I dunno, like I said, I'll try to have it figured out by the time I get to the Mashirosen. In the meantime, enjoy reading my little sidestory illustrating exactly why Pedro's going to hell. Also, I'm probably going straight to hell just for writing it. Salut!

I be in the Gastonia area, Mr. Pirate on a Stick guy. Also, for that post you are going to hell in handbasket which rides upon the wheels of endless suffering and pulled by the beasts of paindom.

And then I'm not even going to bother considering to bring you back, unless there was poetic justice involved. Like bringing you back to share a body with that poor noob's soul. And it's the body of a 13 stereotypical anime jailbait!

I can *just* hear KP in the background of my thoughts yelling "WHORE!" at my face in general.

Still, 'tis a small sacrifice for Rhiyaland, a Themepark, slaves, fireworks, a mansion with paid-for butlers and maids :whee:

Premonitions: Contrary to belief, Rhiya does NOT have bones in her wings unless she thinks they do, or wants them to. Such is the fanciness of having wings that are mere extensions to your subconsciousness :)

Ah, I have seen your Wal-Mart and eaten from your Domino's Pizza. I myself am from Asheville, but can currently be found in Cullowhee!

Meh, I had to balance out the fact that Pedro was becoming a tad too friendly, and it seemed out of character. Originally, he was just going to be doing some more looting, but I decided that would be a bit dull, so I threw in a noob.

Everything just sorta spun out of control from there. Honestly never intended him to just cross that line straight into full-on evil. No worries, his goals are the same as yours for the moment, so I doubt he'll be too terribly disruptive to the adventure....

...no more than anyone else, anyway.

I smell a sitcom!

I just read through the billions of discussion pages I missed and...

Incendius is using my version of "Three Strikes and you're out" now eh? Good to know I came into some use other than chucking hissy fits and making people mock-scared of my wrath.

But... yeah. Spiffy, the power of Rhiya forces you to join CT's school! (it's not mine. I just promote it with blinding intensity and mindless obedience)

It's not that bad, and if some of us get the time, we also do one-vs-ones to gauge your capabilities and such and work from there.

If you have read my post, then you would probably wanna hug me, or strangle me.

But I do feel that you are the morons that I only experience here! I love it at NPF! Silly people. :D I love you guys!

I just sign-ed my own death warrant didn't I?